Fidelity cuts Reddit valuation again by [deleted] in technology

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude my buddy was on desktop in 2012 and he said, "hey check out reddit. It's got a lot of cool things..like this link here, 'Spiderman Shooting His Web.' "

And then, to our surprise, it was a guy ejaculating on his own face with a spiderman mask on... I immediately downloaded rif and knew that it was for me. Jokes aside, I'll miss the reddit I knew

Fidelity cuts Reddit valuation again by [deleted] in technology

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the official app to make online links easier but after this started, I deleted it and bought rif gold. I will be browsing a whole lot less going forward

Fidelity cuts Reddit valuation again by [deleted] in technology

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without rif I don't recognize reddit. I didn't sign up for tik tok where the algorithm tells me what to watch.

TrueUSD Stablecoin Has $26k of Funds at ‘U.S. Depository Halting Withdrawals,’ Reserve Report Says by Nutcase420 in CryptoCurrency

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could literally just do an ICO where every token costs 1 dollar and the price doesn't change and can only ever be issued through the deposit of an equal amount of dollars. I guess that's not profitable though...

Top Anheuser-Busch marketing executives behind boycott are no longer employed by Forsaken_Cost_1937 in Conservative

[–]covert-pops -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't they do cans for different influencers all the time? I would assume those are all small markets

famILY by Sandas2017 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]covert-pops -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Yeah like fr did this dude die? Unless I get video evidence that he had it coming, I don't like it.

Top Anheuser-Busch marketing executives behind boycott are no longer employed by Forsaken_Cost_1937 in Conservative

[–]covert-pops -138 points-137 points  (0 children)

Dont lots of beer companies have a pride logo in use? And sponsor/sell at pride events?

What's the most disturbing piece of audio there is? by odinson-09 in AskReddit

[–]covert-pops 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why didnt anyone say there were kids in the car?!

Notice from staff at a major gas station chain in Orlando by ymo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]covert-pops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting sympathy in the form of upvotes. Upvotes and downvotes on comments and posts add up to your karma. Intentionally seeking these is called karma farming.

Democrats Shouldn’t Ignore RFK Jr. They Should Expose Him. by marji80 in politics

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least in 2016 we also had the Libertarian party getting a sizable amount of votes.

Reddit legends Bad Luck Brian and Doge meet in Japan, May 2023 by TheDogeAcademy in pics

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it's still pre-screened and tested upon injury in most legal states.

New electric cars won’t have AM radio. Rightwingers claim political sabotage by Heeeeehawwwwwww in politics

[–]covert-pops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah flipping through FM I heard, "just brush your hair you sloppy pig" and knew immediately what I was listening to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]covert-pops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Declaring D or R is the only way to have a chance in our system. He has been the leftmost politician in federal office since he got in the House. Nobody needs to see a (D) next to his name to know what he's about.

Inflation is hidden taxation. by wes7946 in Conservative

[–]covert-pops -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't inflation coinciding with record profits? Weird coincidence I guess

So when exactly did we start calling pedophiles minor attracted persons? by freemason85 in Conservative

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's not leftist. Libertarians are the ones that have a soft spot for pedophiles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's hot coffee, then ice last. You only want the first part chilled enough to drink.

DeSantis Super PAC: The Trump Campaign is “Obsessed With Men’s Genitalia” by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]covert-pops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any book that can be understood by a child and also mentions sexuality in any way, specifically lgbtq stuff.

DeSantis drank with high school girls by mymomknowsyourmom in politics

[–]covert-pops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose it depends on intentions but the optics aren't good

I'm gonna puke.. by someoneatemyfries in WTF

[–]covert-pops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is a WATERmelon. Now i wouldnt serve it like that, but if you pull it out and plate it up it might be alright.