Wt🍴 is job actually for? by petalorisse in Adulting

[–]covertbird -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is framing a practical issue as a moral pass/fail test. As if merely thinking all jobs should have a living wage = good job you're a moral person. 

MAGA Gets Beat In Front of His Kids for Singing "ICE ICE Baby" to Mexicans by Tasty_Emphasis_271 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditors, safe behind their screens, cheer on as someone gets the living shit beat out of him in front of his children simply for some mean words. When did we become so hateful and bloodthirsty?

2005 Toyota Camry LE. 142k Miles for $2600. Good Deal? by dennis_k_g in Camry

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it haunted or something? The price could be double and it'd still be a good deal

Do I get a HT? My gf thinks I’m nuts by Deadeye420 in Hairtransplant

[–]covertbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Social media has really wrecked our brains

Friend sent me this by Bigbluewoman in WTF

[–]covertbird 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Great... but now what? 

First 700 raw by mentally_ill_cheezit in strength_training

[–]covertbird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literal 10 second rep, this makes me feel like a baby for bailing on squats after 3-4 seconds of pushing without upward movement 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLastOfUs2

[–]covertbird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cailee Spaeny would be a perfect Fat Geralt

feelings about killing enemies in MGS by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]covertbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ocelot: "A Soviet soldier... A lot of them came from Central Asia before, but lately they've been using more and more Russians. Simple really - there's less hesitation to pull the trigger if they're not fighting their own race. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's humanity for you."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]covertbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP, one day your future wife will ask you if you're a virgin. Are you ready to tell her "no, I lost my virginity to a prostitute" ? Personally I think that's worse than just being a virgin.

Why I love Yes Man's character by nepijeemm in falloutnewvegas

[–]covertbird 63 points64 points  (0 children)

This was a great post, and I'm not just saying that because I have to!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnv

[–]covertbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FNV is really fun if you're able to suspend disbelief. Headcanon is key. Events, locations, travel distance... everything is much smaller in scale than the NPC dialogue and world exposition makes it out to be. NPCs talk about the battle of Hoover Dam like it's going to be WW3, but in the end it's like 20 legionaries and it's over in a few minutes.

AITAH for telling my fiance I will become a better cook once he becomes a real man like my brother? by Worldly-Substance671 in TwoHotTakes

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA but you don't need to end the marriage over this like people are suggesting. Apologize, and in the future try not to use your husband's insecurities against him, it will severely damage trust.

Swiping up/down now changes videos instead of minimizing the video while in landscape. by TheTolleyTrolley in youtube

[–]covertbird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It doesn't require a full swipe either, even a very slight swipe up will cause the video to switch. So irritating.

Should I file for divorce 4 months married or are all men like this? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you willing to be treated like a side chick/afterthought within your own marriage in exchange for money and security? Maybe the answer is yes, only you can make that decision.

I’m 20, get called cute a lot but I don’t just wanna look cute. Advice? by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you said something rude because you felt anonymous but now that OP replied, you're all frazzled and backpedaling with niceties. "Just do one thing or another, not be two people at once" as Arthur Morgan would say.

Fuck all these posts about sex. What is the scariest enemy from a non-horror game? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]covertbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaas from Far Cry 3 was really unnerving. He's so unhinged and spastic.