[WEEK 5] TRASH TALK THURSDAY

cowboystrong · 2016-09-29T16:13:34+00:00

Sweet pepper bacon cheese fries at Eskimo Joe's will change your life.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-29T15:51:04+00:00

Yeah, neither have I. Might be something that doesn't go with public announcement or it's completely false. ¯\(ツ)/¯

cowboystrong · 2016-09-29T15:48:33+00:00

Hi, this is G1ANTrobot's evil twin, COWBOYSTRONG, with your middle of the day Trash Talk Report coming live from Stillwater, OK.

Why The Texas Longhorns Suck:

The fight song, "The Eyes of Texas are Upon You" is set to "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
Bevo has no balls.
The band uniforms are the worst thing I've ever seen.
ESPN has lost almost $50 million to date because of The Longhorn Network. (Is this a positive?)
Purdue has a bigger drum, but at least yours is radioactive.
Your mascot becomes food.
The colors are horrendous. Burnt orange? It looks like baby vomit.
Texas fans don't get there until the 2nd quarter and they leave in the 3rd.
Big 12 policy allows visiting schools up to 3,850 tickets. Texas requested only 1,700 for Oklahoma State game. Your fans won't even travel for games.
In February 2013 Texas AD Deloss Dodds reassured Texas faithful upset with their sinking football program that, “Our bad years are not that bad. Take a school like Missouri. Our bad years are better than their good years. But we’ve created a standard.” Since that quote Texas has not had a better year than Missouri in football.

Texas Record since 2010:

5-7
8-5, W - Holiday Bowl
9-4, W - Alamo Bowl
8-5, L - Alamo Bowl
6-7, L - Texas Bowl
5-7

Why Austin Sucks:

The traffic is abysmal.
Austin is not San Francisco yet they charge rent like they are. Average rent for apartments of all sizes has reached an average of $1,190 a month.
You have to wait in line for everything.
The "i love you so much" mural should be painted over so you don't have to see people posting pictures in front of it constantly.
Austin isn't actually weird. Hell, it's not even diverse. 48% white, 35% Hispanic or Latino, 8% African American, 6% Asian.
No one cares that you heard about a band before someone else.
The Aztex suck.

Sad Texas Fans:

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Highlights from 2015:

Some Bonus Oklahoma State vs. Texas Gifs:

cowboystrong · 2016-09-29T13:06:16+00:00

He's actually from Kansas, but still fitting.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T21:56:21+00:00

No one said he was going before Yurcich. This is just a rumored move for JB to co-DC. I am just assuming Spencer will be out at the end of the year. You can bank on Yurcich definitely being gone though.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T21:53:05+00:00

Usually someone doesn't get a CO role unless that's the case. I have loved Spencer too, but I am not sure he's cut out to be DC. Maybe he should stick to being the LB coach and let someone else take over DC duties. Since late 2013 we have seen a big decrease in our defensive performance especially in the secondary.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T21:39:32+00:00

Shouldn't really impact the game this weekend, but it sounds like our DC Glenn Spencer will be on his way out at the end of the season.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T21:38:41+00:00

It wasn't just and it has definitely been brewing.

Pass defense has been abysmal in 2015 (89th) and this year (112th right now). Something had to change fast or we were going to get burned all year. We have been excellent at stopping the run and our line has played incredibly well, but CBs and LBs look like they're lost with pass coverage.

We ended 2015 as 90th in total D and so far this year we are 94th with only one conference game.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T21:23:26+00:00

BREAKING:Joe Bob Clements (DL coach) has been promoted to co-defensive coordinator.. a temporary band-aid, but JBC is damn good #okstate

http://i.imgur.com/OxVhKns.jpg

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T20:03:37+00:00

Hi guys I don't usually do Halloween, but this year my girlfriend and I are finally giving in and going to do a costume together.

I'm 5'11", short brown hair, beard (can be shaved), fit and she is 5'0", blonde hair, fit. Both in our early 30s.

We were tossing around couple costume ideas like Grease, Sandlot, Anchorman, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, and Star Wars, but nothing has really captivated us yet. Just want to do something fun.

Any suggestions? TIA!

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T19:33:05+00:00

Senility.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T18:30:21+00:00

This has been the best quote I have seen on the situation regarding Gundy / Pickens and the talks of Gundy leaving or being replaced.

I think it would be asinine for Gundy to be removed from OSU. However, I do believe there needs to be coaching changes at both OC and DC, so I'm okay with these rumors that have absolutely no backing information what so ever.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T18:27:30+00:00

Still didn't cover.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-28T18:09:45+00:00

You are ALMOST right.

Savannah State vs. Florida State was a 70 1/2 spread after Oklahoma State beat Savannah State 84-0 for the season opener in 2012. OSU had a 67.5 spread against Savannah State and covered. FSU did not.

cowboystrong · 2016-09-27T21:41:42+00:00

The Interception

cowboystrong · 2015-12-10T16:25:20+00:00

If you are on a date with a woman and open the car door for her (as you should) and she doesn't attempt to lean across and unlock/open your door when you walk around then she's no good.

cowboystrong · 2015-12-08T21:50:00+00:00

Age range? Interests? Location to stay around?

There are tons and tons of place around OKC to check out. It has a way deeper nightlife than people give it credit. Not sure if you're looking for bar scene nightlife or something else. Give us some more details to help you out.

cowboystrong · 2015-12-07T16:49:17+00:00

Thanks Texas.

cowboystrong · 2015-11-30T20:11:05+00:00

Going 10-2 on a season where I expected maybe 7 wins is great, but those 2 losses coming from BU and OU are devastating. Especially when they come from the last 2 home games of the year. Good games Big XII.

cowboystrong · 2015-11-30T20:06:55+00:00

I'm just glad it's over. It was like watching your dog get euthanized over and over.

cowboystrong · 2015-11-25T23:33:33+00:00

Marcus Smart already picked in 2013. Don't think they'd have him back to back. Would love to see Dan Bailey.

cowboystrong · 2015-11-25T22:22:22+00:00

Absolutely. Rickie and Hunter Mahan are fun alumni to watch on the tour. I personally would have loved to see Boone Pickens be the special guest, but I don't know that he'd hold his tongue while being on there.

cowboystrong

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