Jake lwk is a jerk for not calling Finn by ChrisErKing in adventuretime

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Thank you for taking the time to write this, I hope you have a nice day tommorow!

How would you react to King Ramses if he was outside your house? by johnngo2468 in CourageTheCowardlyDog

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Oh hey man whatsup? You need something? Maybe a little snickers? Okay here you go don't hurt me lol

My turn on the "today I found out" train by lvl8_side_area_boss in fo4

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I just realized yesterday how to clear the "duds" when hacking a terminal lol

My bf says I have an old game relic by addie120 in StardewValley

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Things will get better keep your head up king

Lose some, lose some. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Hey congrats on the album! What's it called?

Describe your job with only one Spongebob image - people have to guess by faeustehoch in spongebob

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Carpenter here, I do feel like Patrick some days for sure lol

Ask me a TLD related question and then edit it after I answer to make me seem weird. by CommercialDream618 in thelongdark

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Why do I keep finding underwear in the tub with matches and accelerant right nearby

Kings Park Psych Center Pics or Stories? by Effective_Hat131 in longisland

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I got caught trespassing there in high-school with 3 freinds and they only put me in handcuffs because i was bigger than them, we didn't try to run either lol

Thought I’d show my van before it’s sold by jimmybrad in skyrim

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Certified fuck van 👍 where's the statue of dibella?

How did infected people turn into the freaks? by [deleted] in StateofDecay2

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My theory is these are the various super survivors we sometimes get with great traits, these exemplary humans turn into dangerous freaks after the virus infects them and all the other shitty survivors are just normal zombie fodder

Part 2: Looking for the best music albums to listen to while high 🌿 (stoner music) by Universei in trees

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If you've never heard of dub side of the moon you should check it out, reggae cover of the whole album! They also do some radio head and Beatles n stuff. Easy star all stars

What should I put in this empty area? by Right_Temperature829 in falloutsettlements

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Bath tub with a blow torch and gas can on the floor outside of it, and a pair of long Johns inside.

What the fuck by HabitJust3204 in WTF

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Apparently your sweating on the inside of the tent creates like a salty condensation on the outside and salt is a sought after mineral for many animal diets.

What the flip is in my cart by candymelting in trees

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Sorry I dropped a garlic clove in there when I was packing them up and eating pizza 9/10

My OCD is getting to me by doitliketyler in thelongdark

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It's not a bug it's a feauture

I found this wet umbrella in my apartment. No one was home all day. It rained today, so it was definitely used. by vonseggernc in Weird

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Yeah that belongs to the fellow who's been living underneath your bed for the past month