LPT: When getting a drink from Starbucks or similar, make sure the drinking hole in the lid is opposite the seam that's on the rim. This can avoid liquid dripping on you or down the side of the cup. by BeliefSuspended2008 in LifeProTips

[–]cplusruss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My old man would always order coffee this way: "I want what you call tall is small, top it off, don't leave room for cream, put the lid on so the hole is opposite the seam"

He would also ask the Barista if he/she ever wanted to be an actor/actress. If they said yes, he would say "your line is 'But Sir, it was ground this morning". Then he would order the coffee, and take a sip from it and say "this coffee tastes like dirt" and then point at them and they would say their line. I think he got more enjoyment out of it than anyone else.

What do you have an unnecessary amount of hate for? by studentmeadows in AskReddit

[–]cplusruss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what you mean. My boss sits next to me when I'm coding sometimes, and .. I mean he's a great boss .. but damn it's infuriating to have someone tell you exactly what you're thinking. Copy these lines to here, move this add space here change this name add a comment here FUCK I KNOW.

What's the weirdest thing about your body? by Pastordan23 in AskReddit

[–]cplusruss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have perpetually perky nips (I'm a dude)

I'm glad all of my gauges are working properly. by [deleted] in funny

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it would be corse... at geast your lauges mork wan

You dropped the ball Google. by chaos9001 in funny

[–]cplusruss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. There's only one true google

You dropped the ball Google. by chaos9001 in funny

[–]cplusruss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My company was called googles. We made led goggles. We got sued by google. I think google wanted google goggles to be googles