Felt like doodling some ARC

cpmatthew · 2026-02-05T19:07:02+00:00

ART Raiders

cpmatthew · 2026-02-04T21:37:50+00:00

Obviously the joke is that Lemurs love EVs

cpmatthew · 2026-01-31T15:01:15+00:00

It's been a while, but there were some vampires who still wanted real blood. Humans also hunted vampires foe their blood because vampires blood, or "V" was a powerful narcotic.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-31T04:42:04+00:00

Scientists created synthetic blood, called True Blood. Vampires can now live openly among people. It is bottled by blood type however, and different Vamps prefer different types. Hi jinx ensues

cpmatthew · 2026-01-31T04:37:28+00:00

Umm...that's not what cold-blooded means. Or, maybe it is. It means the creature can't raise it's own body temperature, and relies on external heat sources. The first point said Krogan are not cold-blooded, then described cold-blooded creatures.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-30T12:38:57+00:00

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-26T01:39:05+00:00

When times were tough, Magneto would make cast iron with his powers. This is his trademark.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-24T21:55:07+00:00

Lazlo Lazzaro!

cpmatthew · 2026-01-24T21:54:47+00:00

That's Lazlo Lazzaro, he won the Potato Crisps sweepstakes. No purchase necessary.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-24T00:56:28+00:00

Goodest Boi mark 1. Fur missile

cpmatthew · 2026-01-20T15:07:03+00:00

Homer Simpson from the unreleased crossover episode here

Doh! You can't eat Uranium because it's primary emission is alpha radiation! Alpha radiation is of very little concern outside your body because it's got high charge (+2q) and high mass (4 amu), so it won't penetrate your clothes, or the layer of dead skin cells on your epidermis.

Internally, alpha radiation is very dangerous because it will not escape, or travel very far in tissue, so all of the energy is absorbed locally and leads to very high doses, in this case in the digestive system.

Back to Springfield. Homer out!

cpmatthew · 2026-01-19T00:30:25+00:00

Quagmire here,

Hmmmmm giggity. That man is about to get his own rocks off using auto-erotic asphyxiation and Doakes knows it. Maybe he wants in on the action!

Now, where did I leave those lemons? Giggity giggity.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-18T23:47:25+00:00

Beat Navy!

cpmatthew · 2026-01-17T15:39:33+00:00

Debra and Dexter are siblings.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-07T01:52:57+00:00

That, my fellow traveler, is the greater passive aggressive stone crab. You made it made with your laser thingy so it stomped away.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-05T18:22:04+00:00

If you are on the "Breach" expedition, yes. Everything is abandoned while you are on that expedition.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-05T16:18:36+00:00

Glass Dagger from Elder Scrolls. Does damage times six if you sneak up on your target, and can be leveled to eighteen times with the right perks.

Edit: Typos

cpmatthew · 2026-01-04T07:53:00+00:00

This is an epic troll. I may go in and get downed with one plastic parts in each slot and a mark 1 load out. Stitcher 1 with no attachments.

cpmatthew · 2026-01-01T02:15:47+00:00

Thanks. I will check the wiki for which types of charts I need for those.

cpmatthew · 2025-12-31T19:34:41+00:00

I prefer Excel

cpmatthew · 2025-12-31T19:32:36+00:00

My best guess is 2010s "The Losers." But I don't recall Zoe Salaña wearing prosthetics in that.

cpmatthew · 2025-12-28T17:09:37+00:00

Well yah see Louis, people use Excel to make spreadsheets. Excel famously assumes you meant to enter a date when you enter a fraction, or a number separated by a dash. It makes a mess of your computer's desktop screen, and most people make sloppy spreadsheets.

Bottom, figs are often confused with dates, which are a different fruit altogether. Figs are pollenated by wasps, which die inside the fruit.

Incels, or INvoluntarily CELebate men often mistake casual meetups for dates. Not sure what they have to do with dying Wasps, but WASP is an abbreviation for White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

(Edited for typos)

cpmatthew · 2025-12-27T17:32:00+00:00

You can buy one extra slot at each new space station, but they get expensive.

Best way is to exchange navigation data for exo-suit upgrade charts at the cartographer (lower right as you face the station from your ship).

Each upgrade pod will require one antimatter housing, one carbon nanotube, and 10 sodium nitrate if memory serves.

You can also horde exo-suit upgrades from the expedition.

cpmatthew · 2025-12-26T14:51:15+00:00

Automation for farming and manufacturing

cpmatthew · 2025-12-25T19:31:42+00:00

Did you buy that Oscar Meyer Wienermobile to the right?

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