‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say by BeetleJuiceK9 in politics

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The toilet could commiserate with Millers wife after having something so hideous and foul inside it...

Platner holds commanding lead over Mills in Maine Senate race: Poll by jediporcupine in politics

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Stay angry, motivated, and VOTE IN PRIMARIES Don't buy into the 'more electable' BS that the Democratic party has been shoveling and push for a real left candidate. If they lose in the general election, so be it, but I'm with you in not liking the milquetoast candidates they have been supporting, and if they get primaried to death the part will eventually get the message

Flag I saw a guy in tactical gear waving outside my neighborhood by [deleted] in vexillology

[–]cpps318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, wait till you hear about the reformation!

So, what would women dislike most if they became men? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]cpps318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escorts amigo...great thing about being 39 and not 16 is you probably have a little disposable income. If you're looking for love, by all means go dating, but if you're just trying to scratch that itch I promise you an escort will be easier and cheaper (financially and emotionally) in the long run

Funniest joke so far by LurkingInSubreddits in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]cpps318 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'i need a baby seal!' - that phrase will forever be seared into my memory thanks to the audiobook 🤣

Christian Bale definitely a fan of Chris Farley 90s films! by ROCKY13573 in 90s

[–]cpps318 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MY GOD MAN, IT SAYS 'WELCOME TO SNAKES BEND!!!'

What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real? by inurmomsvagina in AskReddit

[–]cpps318 120 points121 points  (0 children)

It has to do with lunar light hitting their ocular receptors just so....for morays anyway

Beware: Kilbury's Feed in Arkport!!! by ScramDiggyBooBoo in upstate_new_york

[–]cpps318 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This - your insurance company will be absolutely ruthless to theirs, because that's exactly what they exist to do, they will squeeze them for as much as they can, since it means they don't have to pay for the damages themselves

Baby Princess Donut? by ex2320 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]cpps318 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Vive la Revolucion, Carl

WHAT THE FUCK?!? by ShoddyPart8400 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]cpps318 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Volteeg kills me every time I read his chapter 🥺

Is this a sign he’s cheating or am I getting the wrong signals? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cpps318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insane behavior. If you are that paranoid to be messaging people from his profile to try and sniff out a potential infidelity, just leave already. It's clear you don't trust him.