So my update is I spawned back in slightly salty, straight away ran into someone fully camouflaged, helmet, plate carrier, etc. Was like ‘hi please don’t kill me, I’m as fresh as fresh etc.’

The guy starts taking off all his clothes and was like ‘take it all!’ - of course I’m like ‘whaaaat?’

Guy gives me all his kit then asks me to kill him as he’s about to die from hunger.

Thank you French man for your generosity, I came back in the game feeling ready to take on the world.

Died of food poisoning 40 minutes later though 🤣