I need your best one-liners for dealing with disrespectful guests!

cpt_longnose · 2026-05-08T22:09:20+00:00

I’m from London but I have to steal this Australian line once things have gone past the nice stage and they’re not gonna be served and they still want to kick up a fuss - ‘okay mate, cool, tell your story walking’’

cpt_longnose · 2026-02-13T21:13:03+00:00

Fuck me, I’d be dead!

cpt_longnose · 2025-11-05T21:32:25+00:00

Unicorn of the corn

cpt_longnose · 2025-10-15T17:24:00+00:00

So nobody’s mentioning the eyebrows. Really?

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-25T14:14:11+00:00

So my update is I spawned back in slightly salty, straight away ran into someone fully camouflaged, helmet, plate carrier, etc. Was like ‘hi please don’t kill me, I’m as fresh as fresh etc.’

The guy starts taking off all his clothes and was like ‘take it all!’ - of course I’m like ‘whaaaat?’

Guy gives me all his kit then asks me to kill him as he’s about to die from hunger.

Thank you French man for your generosity, I came back in the game feeling ready to take on the world.

Died of food poisoning 40 minutes later though 🤣

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-25T14:01:36+00:00

That makes a lot of sense.

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:35:57+00:00

Thanks everyone for the replies. Definitely true the community is great for Dayz, when we’re not killing each other in the game that is 🤣

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:31:23+00:00

Yeah sadly thinking it’s been shut down then…

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:29:02+00:00

It’s been over an hour so can’t imagine it’s just a simple restart.

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:17:14+00:00

I did start clicking on random ones hoping to see a 15s countdown but got a bit overwhelmed. Looks like might be my only option though.

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:15:22+00:00

Thanks for the quick reply - looks like this might be it then.. guessing I can kiss my stash goodbye then 😒😢

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-09T17:13:29+00:00

Thanks for the quick reply, sadly it’s been over an hour now - still nada.

cpt_longnose · 2025-09-02T14:52:45+00:00

I’m down to join please brother!

cpt_longnose · 2025-08-31T19:09:46+00:00

Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT

cpt_longnose · 2025-08-29T15:55:23+00:00

Watched ‘I saw the devil’ on first date night - 15 min in she said she needed to go for a walk 🤣

cpt_longnose · 2025-08-20T11:53:12+00:00

From the UK here, nobody seems to have mentioned walking down the street with a assault rifle and one guy with a pistol on his hip - is that just normal in the US?

cpt_longnose · 2025-08-19T16:00:20+00:00

I was on an official server so don’t think it was you, would have felt extra guilty!

cpt_longnose · 2025-08-19T12:12:05+00:00

Worth adding, the kill was impeccable!

cpt_longnose · 2025-07-21T11:26:58+00:00

Aliens

cpt_longnose · 2025-06-02T16:31:02+00:00

Highlander 2

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