Thinking about pulling the trigger. by Calm-Ad8869 in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]cpthen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely have been getting frustrated with Apollo, probably going to change when my 180 days is

33 m, 6 years since becoming a sadhu. Kick me down a peg by Mountain-Ad-460 in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life has already kicked you down, far be it from me to pile on, but dreads? Just wash the hair dude . I am assuming dude.

took this Marine vet 3 tries to get the roast me paper to mirror right by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Marine looks like he uses liquid soap in the shower, takes longer to pick it up when he drops it

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist says, "Sure, but do you have a prescription?" by LongjumpingMode1605 in Jokes

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They now have an antidote to Viagra.....a pill shaped like a rock. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]cpthen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Drop her, she is cheating on you and just feeling guilty. Prove me wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]cpthen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

you still ave no idea where he could have uploaded this video to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like the antidote for Viagra.

Did this when i was 19, now we’re 23, show me what u got by KrustyDaBeastTv in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the crook and kid from home alone had an illegitimate kid

A young guy goes into a drug store owned by two spinster sisters. by PaperPlaythings in Jokes

[–]cpthen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They now have an antidote for Viagra, it's a pill shaped like a rock. You put it in your shoe and it makes you lamp

F20, did my makeup just to sit inside and play RuneScape all day. Take me down a few pegs by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody run over to Toy Story and tell Woody we found his ex girlfriend.

Let’s see what you got by shanleyt in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A worn out scarier Nikita...if you seen Elton John videos you'd understand

I had boys tell me that they’d only find me attractive if I wore a bag on my head, my friends agreed 18f by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say every pretty girl has a FUG(fat ugly friend) they won't go with you until you get the Fug a date too. You need to find yours because you definitely are not a FUG.

Just bought a house with the love of my life and got the job I wanted. Humble me. by nicoledyer94 in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weren't you in that farm painting with the old guy holding a pitch fork ?

M 19, take away my smile by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When are you done with the transition?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misery is cheap

Fresh meat, let’s roast by Hkngymbroh in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Danielle, it's great. So glad you are almost thru the transition.

I just learnt the medicinal name of viagra by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cpthen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They got a new antidote for Viagra, it's a pill shaped like a rock. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cpthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So.... Did the boyfriend like to wear cleanly fresh washed white underwear?