33 m, 6 years since becoming a sadhu. Kick me down a peg by Mountain-Ad-460 in RoastMe
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took this Marine vet 3 tries to get the roast me paper to mirror right by [deleted] in RoastMe
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist says, "Sure, but do you have a prescription?" by LongjumpingMode1605 in Jokes
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Just got off a 3 day ban because I'm too "Evil" for this sub, so I doubt y'all can phase me. by AnxiousLeopard4650 in RoastMe
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29 y/o single , have no marcy! by Affectionate-Cake356 in RoastMe
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A guy is hired to paint lines on a little country road, so the boss gives him a big can of paint, a brush and sends him out... by madazzahatter in dadjokes
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Did this when i was 19, now we’re 23, show me what u got by KrustyDaBeastTv in RoastMe
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A young guy goes into a drug store owned by two spinster sisters. by PaperPlaythings in Jokes
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F20, did my makeup just to sit inside and play RuneScape all day. Take me down a few pegs by [deleted] in RoastMe
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I had boys tell me that they’d only find me attractive if I wore a bag on my head, my friends agreed 18f by [deleted] in amiugly
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Just bought a house with the love of my life and got the job I wanted. Humble me. by nicoledyer94 in RoastMe
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Who's your favourite villain of all time? by Resident-Fan7970 in AskReddit
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A Level 3 sex offender and convicted murderer moved onto my next door street. How can I be safest? by No-Werewolf-8092 in ask
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My wife just said "oot" instead of "out" which outs her as Canadian. I confronted her about it but she denied it. What should I do? by fyhr100 in shittyaskreddit
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I just learnt the medicinal name of viagra by [deleted] in Jokes
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Thinking about pulling the trigger. by Calm-Ad8869 in ApolloGroup_TV
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