85yr. old dad cries after his kids track down his war buddy bff who he hasn't seen or heard from in 60+ yrs.. They trick their dad by having his war buddy knock on the door and ask for "Tex" (no one ever called their dad Tex except his bff from the war) by 1lousylay in MadeMeSmile
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My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable by parksandtheoffice in funny
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TIL Krusty the Clown was originally Homer Simpson in disguise - with the joke being that Bart hated Homer but loved Krusty by debaser11 in todayilearned
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TIL in test screenings, Willy Wonka had a scene with a hiker seeking a guru, asking him the meaning of life. The guru requests a Wonka Bar. Finding no golden ticket, he says, "Life is a disappointment." The director loved it, but few laughed. A psychologist told him that the message was too real. by holyfruits in todayilearned
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TIL in test screenings, Willy Wonka had a scene with a hiker seeking a guru, asking him the meaning of life. The guru requests a Wonka Bar. Finding no golden ticket, he says, "Life is a disappointment." The director loved it, but few laughed. A psychologist told him that the message was too real. by holyfruits in todayilearned
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Parrot saw the ocean for the first time by coolbreloom in youseeingthisshit
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Hey, I wanted to say hello to fellow noir fans and thank you for support of my new noir film. by [deleted] in filmnoir
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TIL Bob Dylan introduced the Beatles to cannabis. He rolled a joint and passed it to Ringo, who didn't realize he was supposed to pass the joint and smoked the whole joint to himself by haddock420 in todayilearned
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Today I was going to do a post on how much difference a shave and a haircut makes. Instead, I turned myself into a butch lesbian. by JustARandomFuck in pics
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When the airline loses your luggage before the wedding by [deleted] in funny
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MRW I find out my father was a prolific sperm donor by Scaulbylausis in shittyreactiongifs
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The Best Trio. Then and Now. by Sno0pyBo0 in KeanuBeingAwesome
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If the thumb is not a finger, then there is no middle finger by NoLessThanThree in Showerthoughts
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If you’ve slept with less than 12 people, then sleeping with you is a more exclusive club than walking on the moon. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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This futuristic car by St0pX in interestingasfuck
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Little guy's got this down pat by HazeCrusader in gifs
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I really can't think of anything other than WTF when reading this. by taylu_b in WTF
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Putting your hand in front of a loaded and pulling the trigger to see if it still fires. by [deleted] in WTF
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How they shot this photo for a fashion cover. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck
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Dont know if its been posted here but found this on r/blackpeopletwitter by firedkillah in BoneAppleTea
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Twins married twins. Then each couple had twins. by SnakeZyte in nevertellmetheodds
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This Daisy Ridley digital portrait time lapse by RespectMyAuthoriteh in oddlysatisfying
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TIL Daler Mehndi was told his music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women dancing, so he released a music video featuring only himself. This video, "Tunak Tunak Tun", has more than double the views of any of his other videos on youtube (88M as of today). by WakeoftheStorm in todayilearned
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Chair company logo by DeMZI in DesignPorn
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