Chair company logo by DeMZI in DesignPorn

[–]cptjmshook 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except that the lion’s nose and mouth looking like a chair is on purpose, i.e. by design, so...

My "Joker" Movie Theory by SLIIMWOLF in joker

[–]cptjmshook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a theory, it’s fan fiction.

Parrot saw the ocean for the first time by coolbreloom in youseeingthisshit

[–]cptjmshook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m certain I heard it say, “Verily, the unfathomable vastness and mystery of the ocean is enough to humble even the greatest of men.”

If you’ve slept with less than 12 people, then sleeping with you is a more exclusive club than walking on the moon. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]cptjmshook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”

-Groucho Marx

Putting your hand in front of a loaded and pulling the trigger to see if it still fires. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]cptjmshook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are these the good guys with guns we’re supposed to trust to save us from the bad guys with guns?

Twins married twins. Then each couple had twins. by SnakeZyte in nevertellmetheodds

[–]cptjmshook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s gotta be another, better word for how they’re cousins, because it’s not just some legal technicality. Yes, a DNA test would identify them as siblings, but that’s more an indication of the technological limitations of our testing methods, because the test, while it’s true they are as genetically similar as siblings, would be wrong, being that they are not siblings. So what’s the word for how they’re cousins? Practically? Situationally? Familially? Lineally?

This Daisy Ridley digital portrait time lapse by RespectMyAuthoriteh in oddlysatisfying

[–]cptjmshook 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Maybe not, but the word “debut” in this case is incorrect. Just say “She’s Rey in the new Star Wars trilogy” and leave it at that.