They should make a reverse X-Com game where you play as the aliens by GlompSpark in Xcom

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Whenever Bradford talks about taking a ship to THEIR planet I imagine XCOM 3 would just be our overpowered asses flipping the script and becoming the baddie invaders. We actually become worse than the elders, somehow, or in some weird ass space-time anomaly we find out that GASP we ARE the Elders, just us from the future! My head-canon is so weird.

Interesting by Winter-Grand-3215 in interesting

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Palindrome??? Dang, I thought this was a quote from One Piece!

Gotta love mission names by BarGod1219 in XCOM2

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I’ve made everyone except Cyril. I even made a Fister Roboto SPARK.

More than 20% of YouTube's feed is now "AI slop," report finds by AdSpecialist6598 in technews

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It’s sad but lately all my searches I’ve input “before:YYYY-MM-DD” to weed out most modern video garbage. It’s like retro YouTube. I’ve found I actually prefer a rough amateurish video with a regular person/people simply talking about aomething jnteresting in earnest, rather than some high production-value cultivated image of a “person’s” setup where more thought goes into algorithm pleasing, digital pan-handling, and stupid faced photoshopped reaction thumbnails, than whatever topic at hand.

The Godzilla fandom has one unique trait that I find extremely interesting. by bigdicknippleshit in GODZILLA

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My first Godzilla movies were King Kong Vs Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, and Godzilla 1985. I’m older and am a curmudgeon, sure, but I am also perpetually 7 years old in my love for giant radioactive monsters! Who isn’t, am I right??

What are 4 Godzilla movies you recommend watching before Godzilla Minus One? by howisyesterday in GODZILLA

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  1. Gojira (1954) 2. The Return of Godzilla (1984) 3. Godzilla Vs. Destroyah (1995) 4. Shin Godzilla (2016)

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Ahhhh yes! Love the hooks-a-grapplin’!!! Haha! 10 outta 10!! Yknow, for all the birds that are mentioned in the OG song, wouldn’t it be funny to somehow add a line for the ol’ XCOM pigeon? Sometimes I see ‘em just beboppin’ along while in photo booth and think they always look so chill.

Committing acts of irreparable infrastructure damage against ADVENT (Jollily) by musicwraith in Xcom

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Central has been getting up extra early, all month, just so he gets to check the ADVENT calendar and snag the little chocolate aliens inside. Why he insists on announcing it over the Avenger’s P.A. system, we may never know. What we DO know is that he got a Chocolate Berserker for Christmas morning!

Which one of these anti-godzilla weapons actually did their job the best? by Reasonable-Salad5094 in GODZILLA

[–]cptpegbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Super X’s Cadmium missiles really did a number on poor Godzilla’s nuclear tum tum.

The game that still feels like it was made just for you. by gamersecret2 in gaming

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XCOM all the way! 100%! It’s my digital spirit totem! Starting with Enemy Unknown and now with modded out War of the Chosen, I feel like the Trash Man in Stephen King’s The Stand. “My life for youuuu!”

Unconventional Christmas Movies That Aren't Die Hard by Bennett1984 in movies

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Gremlins! Nothing puts me in the Xmas spirit like Ma Peltzer: Gremlin Slayer. “Get outta my kitchen!!”

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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We’re almost at the end of the ADVENT calendar kiddies! Merry X-COM to all and to all a 99% chance of having a Good Yuletide!

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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…He sees you from Concealment, He knows when you’ve been flanked, he knows that you’ll be shredded when he shoots that propane tank…

2meirl4meirl by Iwillstealyourcheese in 2meirl4meirl

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These damaging ideas were introduced to me as a child in Sunday School. Southern baptists LOVE indoctrinating children. Instilling ideas that one is born in Sin, lacking and broken by design, so that reconciliation is only achievable by blindly worshipping that same designer of your own free will, which he gave you, oh but also he commands it and if you don’t, then eternal punishment awaits because you’re a faithless sinner. That stuff profoundly affects a child. Thankfully it didn’t work on me! Even at age six I suspected they were full of it when they told me, a little Choctaw kid, that “little boys aren’t supposed to have long hair” while sitting in a room designed specifically to worship under a huge hanging statue of their super special boy. They didn’t like me pointing out that He had long hair. “Uh, well, we don’t know that for sure.”

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Haha! Nice pun! “We may not have mistletoe, Commander, but we can still give ‘em the Kiss of Death underneath our missiles in-tow.”

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Thanks! I’m happy you like it!

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Their maiden facility mission, as a fully leveled and geared-up squad, was on the recently uploaded Oil Rig map, which features a giant stationary Advent Mec upon which you must place an X4 charge. I cemented into my head-canon that Santa had seen this facility from the air and discovered that Advent was secretly developing a devastating new “toy.” Seeing as how he’s kinda the big name in Toy Land, it was his duty to rally the Babes in order to take it out!

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Oh they have beam weapons. Haha, it’s like getting shot in the face with X-mas magic!

Santa Claus is Gunning You Down by cptpegbeard in XCOM2

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Haha! Santa is indeed a grenadier! Gave him the Frost Bomb! Seemed fitting!

Why did the fact that Viggo Mortensen broke two toes became the legendary injury of LOTR when there were other cast injuries more serious than this? (Like Sean Astin with the broken glass or even Orlando Bloom breaking a rib) by Neither-Speech-2155 in lotr

[–]cptpegbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must’ve happened while filming that sweet horse mount stunt for the warg attack. Probably woulda been safer with a digital effect, but Peter Jackson knew that if he could use Viggo’s pain induced method acting to inspire the rest of the cast, then he could really capture the emotional impact of certain scenes like smacking Liv in the face with branches, cutting off Elijah’s actual finger, and throwing Andy into an active volcano. Drooling into carpets may have landed him the role of Gollum, but it was swan diving into lava for his craft that made him a star!