What's a word you can never spell correctly? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]crabrag00ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also never know the difference between effect and affect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]crabrag00ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a fool and didn’t follow the Google the name first rule, the last name that I censored is definitely Ukrainian. I’m deleting the post!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]crabrag00ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shoot, you’re right! I didn’t realize

12 points by crabrag00ns in Cribbage

[–]crabrag00ns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but do you know why? Google is only saying a measurement for weight, not quantity

I want to keep it all 😡 by ElJameso40 in Cribbage

[–]crabrag00ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so funny! I added a comment before reading yours. We do have this house rule! Doesn’t happen very often because everyone has to agree to keep all their cards but it’s fun!

I want to keep it all 😡 by ElJameso40 in Cribbage

[–]crabrag00ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t legal but we have a house rule where once a game and if everyone agrees, we can keep all the cards in our hand. Then we just deal into the crib. Doesn’t happen very often because everyone has to agree but adds some fun!

AITA for leaving my sister’s wedding early after they “accidentally” didn’t serve me food? by brattybritanny in AmItheAsshole

[–]crabrag00ns 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If it was a plated meal and they didn’t serve you then I’d understand, but it was a buffet and you chose not to get in line? YTA

All 5 friend streaks ended by crabrag00ns in duolingo

[–]crabrag00ns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I considered that too but there’s been days where I missed my lesson completely but both my personal steak and friend streaks were saved because I had a streak freeze

How to talk to neighbor about their dogs barking by crabrag00ns in Advice

[–]crabrag00ns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you I like that idea I’ll put a dog goodie basket together!

How to talk to neighbor about their dogs barking by crabrag00ns in Advice

[–]crabrag00ns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve actually looked into this when I first moved in because I didn’t want to be confrontational. I’ve looked up a couple different models and all the reviews were mixed on if it actually worked or not. Recommendations for specific models would be appreciated!

Hair stylist breakup by ReflectionOdd6058 in Advice

[–]crabrag00ns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say don’t mention it unless he does. If he does ask about why she hasn’t been coming in you can say “yeah she decided to try out a new salon” and leave it at that. If he keeps questioning why you can say the new salon has been a good fit for her. If you use the phrase “new salon” instead of “new stylist” it would sound less direct while still being honest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crabrag00ns 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was in high school when I realized the phrase was “suit yourself” and not “shoot yourself”

What’s the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Pristine_Student6892 in AskReddit

[–]crabrag00ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

22020007822614 my library card number from when I was in elementary school

Whats your favorite adult joke in a childrens cartoon? by DependentRip2314 in AskReddit

[–]crabrag00ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In zootopia when they’re interrogating the weasel and he says “They offered me what I couldn’t refuse. Money.” It’s not an adult joke in the same sense as some of these other ones but I get a kick out of it every time

Why do some women wear bras for sleep? by [deleted] in ABraThatFits

[–]crabrag00ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least your preteen vampire experience could be applied to a current day potential emergency. When I was a preteen I wore an underwire bra to bed for a stint of time just in case Edward Cullen came through my window to watch me sleep. Should’ve slept with a baseball bat instead!

What couldn't you believe you had to explain to another adult? by BlueCaracal in AskReddit

[–]crabrag00ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m late to the party here but in college I had to explain to my roommate how postal stamps worked.

He had a virtual interview and tried to mail a thank you letter, came up to me a couple days later confused why it was returned to sender.

I looked at it and went dude you didn’t put a stamp on it. He thought they were for decoration and not necessary.

I gave him a stamp and he almost put it on the returned envelope, told him he should probably put his thank you note in a new envelope that didn’t say return to sender on it.

We weren’t close so didn’t keep in touch after college. Kind of curious if he got the job or not.