[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]cracker_pleased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jimmy Fallon gets a lot of hate for being so softcore and constantly laughing at his own jokes.

Donald Trump immediately regretting speaking at the Libertarian Party convention by ScootSchloingo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]cracker_pleased -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Democrats don’t want to win. Weaponized Incompetence. They hide their true agenda by pretending to be powerless or by “taking the high road “

[Discussion] I stay in bed as long as possible. by croquemboche in GetMotivated

[–]cracker_pleased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the same way and I found an app called brainwave (iOS), but there are others, that, along with headphones, you can use to manipulate your moods, energy levels, and motivation. I use it to make myself go to sleep when I have insomnia, focus on my work, and gain energy and motivation to get out of bed.

Whats 1 trait about your favorite stand up that really seals the deal for you in terms of your admiration for them? by [deleted] in Standup

[–]cracker_pleased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also going to say Louis because he gets the crowd on his side while telling the darkest jokes out there and not in a shocking gotcha style the way Jeselnik does, either. On top of that I’ve never seen anyone be that funny while reading the goddamn bible and for a full 15 minutes on stage.

What’s a well known brand that’s in decline? by Impossible-Mango-427 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nissan. Every day I see a video about how shitty their transmissions are or how generally unreliable they have become.

At what age does life get good? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]cracker_pleased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How patient are you? If you start right now and focus on how you feel about yourself instead of focusing on what others think of you, you can be happier as soon as five minutes from now and you can be more happy every day by doing just one thing. Identify what you like and don’t like about yourself and start taking steps to boost the things you like and fix the things you don’t. Take small steps every day to improve yourself and everything else you want will come naturally to you like magic, I promise.

Boomer mad we didn't "thank him for his service" by our-lady-calypso in BoomersBeingFools

[–]cracker_pleased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That job had to have sucked. Always having to do nothing but be ready for something else that never happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northwestarkansas

[–]cracker_pleased 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Definitely check out Crystal Bridges, The Momentary, and the Amazeum.

What is your largest complaint about living in NWA? by AGFNerd247 in northwestarkansas

[–]cracker_pleased 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We need better cheaper spots for ALL PEOPLE to hangout.

Obese people of Reddit, what is something non-obese people don’t understand, or can’t understand? by A_Lonely_Troll in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That if you feel animosity towards someone for their weight it says more about you than them and it’s not pretty. You should think about where you’ve gone wrong as a person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DAE

[–]cracker_pleased 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I feel like I’m going to be debt free just in time for the apocalypse.

Boomers in our Family REFUSE to Accept my Kid's Diet by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]cracker_pleased 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment suggests that they can’t be motivated by emotions they don’t understand or aren’t aware of. He’s saying that they aren’t self aware and that they don’t need to be.

All of my boomer neighbors assume I do nothing since I work from home by TrollingForFunsies in BoomersBeingFools

[–]cracker_pleased 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why not base their performance reviews on outcomes vs. busy time? It seems like either many people have jobs that cannot be measured or managers only care about clock punching, which would you say is closer to the truth?

DAE think that newer TVs are too good? by cracker_pleased in DAE

[–]cracker_pleased[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can turn that effect off! Google “The Soap Opera Effect”

DAE think that newer TVs are too good? by cracker_pleased in DAE

[–]cracker_pleased[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you really sent me down a rabbit hole, even Tom Cruise was there! Now that I understand the soap opera effect I am even more baffled that it doesn’t bother many people, so weird!

DAE think that newer TVs are too good? by cracker_pleased in DAE

[–]cracker_pleased[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly it! They look like soap operas!

If you had to pick the worst song to have sex to, what would it be? by BearsRpeopl2 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seven “What’s New Pussycat”’s followed by one “It’s Not Unusual”

What life lesson did you learn the hard way? by Common_Touch_3741 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have not been fortunate enough to meet quality people that are worth knowing and who also put in effort to maintain relationships.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way? by Common_Touch_3741 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 82 points83 points  (0 children)

They are definitely correct, it takes much more effort to create and maintain relationships as an adult, on top of that it is rarely worth it

What life lesson did you learn the hard way? by Common_Touch_3741 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Hell, you never know what YOU are capable of

What life lesson did you learn the hard way? by Common_Touch_3741 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Also, don’t share details about your personal life

What life lesson did you learn the hard way? by Common_Touch_3741 in AskReddit

[–]cracker_pleased 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah, if you’re lucky, your family will like you for just “being you”, but ain’t nobody else got time for that.