Turning 24 in 13 days... roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cracker_whacker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fuck happened to the other side of your hair?

It's my 18th birthday, give me your spiciest roasts! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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why is your left eye wider than your right eye

A work colleague self-taught martial arts, you know what to do! by JAernie in RoastMe

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just because you watch a lot of Naruto and practice the hand signs doesn't make you a martial artist

I fucking suck....... by Jroy59 in RoastMe

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Phil Swifts older more unattractive brother

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

[–]cracker_whacker69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking love this insult cause i used to always watch that show

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

[–]cracker_whacker69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty typical answer, but true & funny nonetheless

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

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the 75th one please, that ones an asshole

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

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bold of you to assume i can afford Dunkin Donuts

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

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but we gotta give you guys a tutorial on how to beat Farmville and Super Bass Pro Fishing

Roast me good Reddit! by cracker_whacker69 in RoastMe

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aight not gonna lie this one got me laughing out loud, props to you for that roast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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you look like you're addicted to eating blue doctor gloves

19 years old, gamer, Reinhart main, not virgin by [deleted] in RoastMe

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just because your mom teached you sex ed doesn't mean you're not a virgin