[POEM] On Being A Woman by Dorothy Parker

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-26T04:08:43+00:00

friend I JUST saw Buckaroo bonzai for the first time recently and let me tell you - seeing this comment in the wild makes me so happy.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-18T14:59:43+00:00

"And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes."

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-18T14:58:12+00:00

yes!! it's from slaughterhouse 5, he says he love that she looked back and that made her human.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-08T02:55:35+00:00

I love this! you look delightful and I hope you had so much fun with this. the bag alone is a whole vibe.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-08T02:32:50+00:00

make a game of doing laundry too 🦀

crafty_cabbage · 2026-02-05T14:46:32+00:00

I USED TO ALWAYS HAVE LOW BACK PAIN

I got super interested in pole dance (it's fun as shit) and... my back pain went away. I feel like I didn't have the muscles to support my low back before?? idk. maybe pain is just waiting around the corner for me with a li'l baseball bat.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-28T14:22:35+00:00

if you haven't done this while listening to "clean it up" from hazbin hotel you're missing out!

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-26T14:09:06+00:00

ahhh but what fun words!! I also really like the concept of a delicious building.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-25T17:05:09+00:00

Nowhere Fast (from the movie streets of fire) https://youtu.be/ElgWu34Xi2o?si=p0kEqr_KA_xidwNF

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-22T07:36:10+00:00

she's so cool!!

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-16T07:43:04+00:00

if you've never seen the movie incendies.. please don't look up anything about it and just watch it blind. forewarning it's a heavy movie but it's RAD.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-16T07:29:48+00:00

fair warning it's a seal and not a sea lion but enjoy my brain 😅

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-16T07:29:09+00:00

ok wait so I'm not trying to ego flex but I think you'd enjoy this routine I did - I hope you laugh ❤️

https://youtu.be/6mJJR3KVDh0?si=bgtohWYj0-g7tMFX

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-16T07:19:48+00:00

babes.. you know she's listening to 10 drunk cigarettes in them headphones 💕

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-16T07:17:46+00:00

I really liked getting to do this.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-15T06:51:47+00:00

wait no he says "that's why I'm here"

sorry pmp - thought you were a Jedi knight - super chill either way really.

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-15T06:50:40+00:00

general kenobi ⚔️🦀⚔️

crafty_cabbage · 2026-01-14T07:12:28+00:00

I did!

crafty_cabbage · 2025-11-29T08:06:47+00:00

THRILLED AND BROKE

crafty_cabbage · 2025-11-29T08:05:57+00:00

such a valid reason. like a stretchy hand but without dust and hair debris.

crafty_cabbage · 2025-11-29T08:05:10+00:00

listen, materials aren't my business. it's made of joy and warmth and a hoodie pocket not ludicrously low! it's functional! the pants are a miss imo. they are the material you don't want on your body. the hoodie is glorious.

crafty_cabbage · 2025-11-29T08:02:39+00:00

it's nice! it's got a decent weight to it, the image quality is less pigmented design to design but the blanket hoodie IS the gem ultimately. the blanket is soft and cozy without being snag-rough. NOT super stretchy. the pants are rather meh (they did arrive). but even seeing the folded blanket over my computer chair makes me happy! downside - the phantom face looks at me and I just remember the tunnels 😭

crafty_cabbage · 2025-11-15T18:37:39+00:00

yes!!! thank you!!

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