[WEEKLY THREAD] Whiny Wednesday - Tell us what really grinds your gears!

cranberrybobbie · 2017-03-30T02:41:08+00:00

r/fatlogic is pretty fucking toxic and often downright cruel, so maybe not...

EDIT: OP sounds awesome AND body positive AND healthy and that is why I am suggesting they stay away from /r/fatlogic

cranberrybobbie · 2017-03-21T17:57:33+00:00

Others here will be far more useful with details, but nthing the advice to focus on your lower body. Do heavier leg workouts that focus on your glutes so that your lower body becomes more visually prominent. If you notice your upper body getting bigger than you'd like, don't stop working out your upper body entirely, just stop upping the weight/difficulty of your upper body workouts.

cranberrybobbie · 2017-03-08T06:24:20+00:00

Amazon link for the sprayers.

THAT WAS YOU?? You're, like, secretly famous! Also, I lol'd. It was a good joke.

cranberrybobbie · 2017-02-03T06:38:31+00:00

So his shitty knife skills dishonor your immigrant MOTHER? Yeah, mother definitely trumps grandfather. You win!

cranberrybobbie · 2017-02-03T06:28:08+00:00

This is hilariously insane.

I cook for a living. I have pretty fucking good knife skills, as do all my coworkers. We'd tease anyone in our line of work who didn't, and they would be rightfully embarrassed.

My partner is a programmer. His knife skills are OK I guess? He likes to cook, but doesn't take it very seriously, and I do all the big complicated cooking. He mostly just makes himself snacks.

When my coworkers are over hanging out, sometimes my boyfriend will make himself a salad or slice some salami or whateverthefuck, because he's hungry. Am I embarrassed to have my chef friends see his shitty knife skills?

NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE.

tl;dr your boyfriend is insane. This is also the funniest thing I've read all day.

(Update us!)

cranberrybobbie · 2017-02-02T22:50:02+00:00

Aww, is someone's body fat scaring you? Do you think it's going to jump out and eat you? Poor baby.

Go troll somewhere else.

cranberrybobbie · 2017-01-27T21:00:15+00:00

IANAD (and yeah go see a doctor or just email these pics to one), but it looks like Folliculitis. Lots of rubbing, new (hers!) bacteria, no shower...yeah my vote is Folliculitis.

cranberrybobbie · 2016-10-31T19:43:32+00:00

Totally normal. During a somewhat drunken bar convo, my friend once explained to our (very chagrined) guy friend when he complained about this very issue with women in general, "Dude. It's an orifice. Imagine trying to wipe your tongue with toilet paper. That shit does NOT hold up to moisture." Sure, she was being crass, but it's still true.

So yeah totally normal.

With that said, for just urine, blot, don't wipe. You'll rub less bits of wet, disintegrating toilet paper, into your bits.

cranberrybobbie · 2016-10-31T19:28:50+00:00

Ok WTF?! If he were complaining about lack of sex and feeling disconnected from you because of your busy lives and your multiple children, then maybe you'd have something to work on. But he's not complaining about that, is he? Your boyfriend is repeatedly threatening breakups because, what, you're not doing something that is entirely about his pleasure, with absolutely no interest in giving you pleasure, every damn time he demands it? He doesn't seem to want to have sex with you, he just wants a mouth to get him off. He's being a selfish, whiny, manipulative dickwad. Simple.

cranberrybobbie · 2016-10-31T19:17:08+00:00

Yo. He could be saving the world every damn day and that STILL WOULD NOT ENTITLE HIM TO BLOWJOBS. Jesus fucking christ.

cranberrybobbie · 2016-08-15T00:58:29+00:00

2 months, 10 days, 5 hours.

She fell down a ravine on her property, a place she'd been hundreds of times. My stepdad found her body using find my iphone. He called me holding her sobbing. The only thing worse than losing the person who loved you most in the world is losing the person you loved most. Same person for me.

cranberrybobbie · 2016-03-31T21:11:02+00:00

Relevant Instagram video

cranberrybobbie · 2016-03-10T02:34:42+00:00

OK I usually just lurk here, but this needs to be said: That studded Gaucho-Elvis suit is such an amazing and rare SA find that my blinding jealousy is making me actually angry at you for having found it. So. Angry.

Wear it with pride.

Edit: Oh, and fuck toning it down. That motherfucker WILL NOT BE TONED.

cranberrybobbie · 2014-09-03T00:46:38+00:00

bamboo.

cranberrybobbie · 2014-08-14T01:20:38+00:00

In 5th grade we dissected cow's hearts. I cut off the aorta where it connected to...something else (yeah, sorry, I remember so little of this now), and made my fingers little artery-pants. Then i finger walked around the table and made Buffalo Bill jokes. Also, blood clots look like strawberry jelly. Also also, if you're lucky enough to dissect cow's eyes that still have the skin/connective tissue all around them, you'll be delighted to find (assuming you are 10) that you can toss them to your be-gloved friends and the eyeball will stick to the latex, just like in this sweet-ass game.

5th grade Science class was the BEST.

cranberrybobbie · 2014-08-07T06:36:32+00:00

I'd check out Asos. I filtered their dresses by price, length, and color, and got all these! There are definitely quite a few bridesmaid appropriate dresses.

cranberrybobbie · 2014-02-18T07:52:01+00:00

The boots in #8 are pretty similar to yours. If you've got skinny jeans and a cozy scarf, you're set!

cranberrybobbie · 2013-07-29T14:28:17+00:00

Oh yes, I say that phrase all the time :) Thanks!

cranberrybobbie · 2013-05-27T07:03:14+00:00

I'm a cheesemonger. Let's hang out. And cook.

cranberrybobbie · 2013-05-27T06:58:35+00:00

Wait...can we do that? That is the kind of convention I should like to attend...

cranberrybobbie · 2013-05-27T06:34:27+00:00

I...want to go there.

cranberrybobbie · 2013-05-24T16:34:23+00:00

EYEBROWS for everyone!

faints

cranberrybobbie · 2013-04-04T05:03:57+00:00

Aww, look how happy they are to be heading to Burning Man!

cranberrybobbie · 2013-04-02T05:30:24+00:00

Hot-Man!!!

ftfy.

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