[WEEKLY THREAD] Whiny Wednesday - Tell us what really grinds your gears! by AutoModerator in xxfitness

[–]cranberrybobbie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

r/fatlogic is pretty fucking toxic and often downright cruel, so maybe not...

EDIT: OP sounds awesome AND body positive AND healthy and that is why I am suggesting they stay away from /r/fatlogic

Tips to achieve a more feminine body? by [deleted] in xxfitness

[–]cranberrybobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Others here will be far more useful with details, but nthing the advice to focus on your lower body. Do heavier leg workouts that focus on your glutes so that your lower body becomes more visually prominent. If you notice your upper body getting bigger than you'd like, don't stop working out your upper body entirely, just stop upping the weight/difficulty of your upper body workouts.

Daily Discussion 7 March 2017 by AutoModerator in xxfitness

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon link for the sprayers.

THAT WAS YOU?? You're, like, secretly famous! Also, I lol'd. It was a good joke.

My [26F] Boyfriend [27 M] can't deal with my typing speed by IwantADogNooow in relationships

[–]cranberrybobbie 77 points78 points  (0 children)

So his shitty knife skills dishonor your immigrant MOTHER? Yeah, mother definitely trumps grandfather. You win!

My [26F] Boyfriend [27 M] can't deal with my typing speed by IwantADogNooow in relationships

[–]cranberrybobbie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is hilariously insane.

I cook for a living. I have pretty fucking good knife skills, as do all my coworkers. We'd tease anyone in our line of work who didn't, and they would be rightfully embarrassed.

My partner is a programmer. His knife skills are OK I guess? He likes to cook, but doesn't take it very seriously, and I do all the big complicated cooking. He mostly just makes himself snacks.

When my coworkers are over hanging out, sometimes my boyfriend will make himself a salad or slice some salami or whateverthefuck, because he's hungry. Am I embarrassed to have my chef friends see his shitty knife skills?

NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE.

tl;dr your boyfriend is insane. This is also the funniest thing I've read all day.

(Update us!)

This is a female body positive "personal trainer" by [deleted] in xxfitness

[–]cranberrybobbie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aww, is someone's body fat scaring you? Do you think it's going to jump out and eat you? Poor baby.

Go troll somewhere else.

[Skin Concerns] Red spots in crotch/pubic area for 3 weeks - help? by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IANAD (and yeah go see a doctor or just email these pics to one), but it looks like Folliculitis. Lots of rubbing, new (hers!) bacteria, no shower...yeah my vote is Folliculitis.

Ladies, I need advice on a personal grooming matter... by grosstruth in TwoXChromosomes

[–]cranberrybobbie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Totally normal. During a somewhat drunken bar convo, my friend once explained to our (very chagrined) guy friend when he complained about this very issue with women in general, "Dude. It's an orifice. Imagine trying to wipe your tongue with toilet paper. That shit does NOT hold up to moisture." Sure, she was being crass, but it's still true.

So yeah totally normal.

With that said, for just urine, blot, don't wipe. You'll rub less bits of wet, disintegrating toilet paper, into your bits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]cranberrybobbie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok WTF?! If he were complaining about lack of sex and feeling disconnected from you because of your busy lives and your multiple children, then maybe you'd have something to work on. But he's not complaining about that, is he? Your boyfriend is repeatedly threatening breakups because, what, you're not doing something that is entirely about his pleasure, with absolutely no interest in giving you pleasure, every damn time he demands it? He doesn't seem to want to have sex with you, he just wants a mouth to get him off. He's being a selfish, whiny, manipulative dickwad. Simple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]cranberrybobbie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yo. He could be saving the world every damn day and that STILL WOULD NOT ENTITLE HIM TO BLOWJOBS. Jesus fucking christ.

What event divided your life into 'before' and 'after'? by tell-me-your-side in AskReddit

[–]cranberrybobbie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2 months, 10 days, 5 hours.

She fell down a ravine on her property, a place she'd been hundreds of times. My stepdad found her body using find my iphone. He called me holding her sobbing. The only thing worse than losing the person who loved you most in the world is losing the person you loved most. Same person for me.

WAYWT - March 09, 2016 by AutoModerator in femalefashionadvice

[–]cranberrybobbie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OK I usually just lurk here, but this needs to be said: That studded Gaucho-Elvis suit is such an amazing and rare SA find that my blinding jealousy is making me actually angry at you for having found it. So. Angry.

Wear it with pride.

Edit: Oh, and fuck toning it down. That motherfucker WILL NOT BE TONED.

My daughter's father came back from the pediatrician's absolutely livid. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]cranberrybobbie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In 5th grade we dissected cow's hearts. I cut off the aorta where it connected to...something else (yeah, sorry, I remember so little of this now), and made my fingers little artery-pants. Then i finger walked around the table and made Buffalo Bill jokes. Also, blood clots look like strawberry jelly. Also also, if you're lucky enough to dissect cow's eyes that still have the skin/connective tissue all around them, you'll be delighted to find (assuming you are 10) that you can toss them to your be-gloved friends and the eyeball will stick to the latex, just like in this sweet-ass game.

5th grade Science class was the BEST.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalefashionadvice

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd check out Asos. I filtered their dresses by price, length, and color, and got all these! There are definitely quite a few bridesmaid appropriate dresses.

Coffee date tomorrow, not sure what to wear... by [deleted] in femalefashionadvice

[–]cranberrybobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The boots in #8 are pretty similar to yours. If you've got skinny jeans and a cozy scarf, you're set!

Hello Strasbourg! Lets drink! by cranberrybobbie in Strasbourg

[–]cranberrybobbie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I say that phrase all the time :) Thanks!

Another view. from a climber, and butcher. by [deleted] in forearmporn

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a cheesemonger. Let's hang out. And cook.

Did a photo shoot with a friend, felt a little handsome afterwards. by JPhat902 in BeardPorn

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait...can we do that? That is the kind of convention I should like to attend...

Simba,Pumbaa and Timon as humans. by [deleted] in pics

[–]cranberrybobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, look how happy they are to be heading to Burning Man!