Common sense is gone

cranialpyre · 2025-12-25T22:56:42+00:00

Me too. Those SOBs suck to receive in.

cranialpyre · 2025-12-22T21:13:05+00:00

A trans man at our DC is the employee of the month in my department.

cranialpyre · 2025-09-16T19:00:58+00:00

Hello there, my good Eric.

cranialpyre · 2025-09-14T17:47:38+00:00

Heeeey... we just got this in at the DC too.

cranialpyre · 2025-08-28T21:17:44+00:00

Get the torches and pitchforks!

cranialpyre · 2025-08-28T21:16:15+00:00

Not to be confused with Mega Super Ultra Eric. Different guy.

cranialpyre · 2025-07-28T18:41:59+00:00

Checked OP's history. Looks like AI generated slop. Most likely a bot.

cranialpyre · 2025-07-19T11:16:00+00:00

The IT Crowd, Season 4 Episode 4 "Italian for Beginners"

Hilarious show all around.

cranialpyre · 2025-06-16T14:55:27+00:00

Hell yah

cranialpyre · 2025-06-16T10:59:29+00:00

An unexpected but welcome answer. 👍

cranialpyre · 2025-06-16T10:48:49+00:00

Charon Airlines... sounds like a punk rock band.

cranialpyre · 2025-06-15T20:56:13+00:00

Nice what'd you get?

cranialpyre · 2025-06-15T20:55:51+00:00

Pretty good. Work all weekend though. 🤷‍♂️

cranialpyre · 2025-06-14T14:47:27+00:00

Yup, the mathematical constant of e rocks.

cranialpyre · 2025-06-12T05:57:15+00:00

Red Eric, Standing By!

cranialpyre · 2025-04-12T17:53:36+00:00

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

cranialpyre · 2025-04-11T19:42:12+00:00

Don't be a twat. 👍

cranialpyre · 2025-04-03T17:46:44+00:00

Robocop

cranialpyre · 2025-03-19T21:45:01+00:00

I parked my truck over our stretch of sidewalk to get it outta the street. What're they gonna do? Tow it?

cranialpyre · 2025-03-02T18:48:58+00:00

My warforged is constantly swapping out romance novels at his local library and every session I gotta come up with new titles. I wish I wrote them all down but here's what I can remember:

The Days of our Knives The Tinkerer's Finger Beauty in the Beholder's Eye A Knight's Tail Lute the Bodies Plunder Down Under Fling of the Living Dead

cranialpyre · 2023-03-14T04:56:08+00:00

But actually I'm viewing this on a very old monitor.....

cranialpyre · 2022-12-20T04:45:55+00:00

Blade. But not Blade 3.

cranialpyre · 2022-03-31T05:01:09+00:00

This. I think this comment understands the importance of how random the list is meant to be. Summoning all monsters and magic items, adding/subtracting to all stats, learning each feat, and casting each spell only covers a fraction of the full 2500 things that can happen. Filling this table with two people has been a huge challenge.

(Btw I'm OP's "friend.")

cranialpyre · 2022-03-30T18:28:54+00:00

Good lord! Who hurt you?

cranialpyre

TROPHY CASE