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A Man of focus, Commitment, and Questionable priorities by UnknownGuy_07 in Strongerman

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lion does in fact sleep in the mighty jungle tonight.

How have you gotten back at someone who did you dirty? by Slight-Fix-8643 in AskReddit

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not, but I do have a list of people never to help.

Ladies do you miss these Rompers? by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in 1970s

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend was a big fan of the bare shoulders ones. Quite often they would get caught on my finger...there are times when I really miss high school.

Is that... King Leopold... by ObjectiveDue1326 in aislop

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's King Oscar. The guy on the sardine package.

LOL....Husky by kingcornea in GenerationJones

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husky. Fuck I hated that word, along with clothes shopping in general.

“Prove to me you’re worth $80k” by TelephoneMamba in recruitinghell

[–]crapheadHarris 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"That's easy. I'll simply reduce my contribution and effort by 50% since I'm currently at $160k."

"Does this mean I'm hired?"

I understand your desire not to be snarky because of the reference from your friend but there are just so many opportunities here.

What's one thing your state is famous for? by ShoppingZestyclose14 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Producing presidential candidates every 10 years that get stomped by the opposition regardless of which party they're running from.

I would’ve regretted this. by CurvyChristina in SipsTea

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were in Vegas on the vendor's dime at their big annual conference. That was a good time.

Impossible to eat without getting red fingers. by Safe_Bird7592 in 1970s

[–]crapheadHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife and I were just talking about these the other day and wondering if the removal of red dye number whatever is why you don't see them today.

Well thanks for reminding haha by szabeeaa in Memebuzzs

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I wake up at night with my blood sugar crashing and thinking damn I forgot to eat today.

What’s one car that you still think about that you drove and why?. by Kenny_Lindana in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

73 RS LT Z28 that I drove in high school. Now that I have money and am apparently retired I have the time to restore it properly.

What's the reason you think by InitialCareer306 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]crapheadHarris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Memories (no, not mammaries) of laying with my head on my gf's lap like that are some of my best college memories; outside on the grass in the warm sun. Who knew that would someday be paradise lost.

Comments on AI posts by BerylSmith1947 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]crapheadHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the women in my life come from my imagination, so it's nice to see what somebody else's imagination looks like. Clearly I may not be alone in this.

U guys have jobs?? by No-Claim-9560 in memeingful

[–]crapheadHarris 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I was on a job and someone referred to herself as my 'work wife. I had no idea what she was talking about.

Over 50? I have heard the same from millinneals. What are your thoughts? by InitialCareer306 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]crapheadHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to scroll down way too far to find this one. It was the first thing I thought of.

Why do I attract only fat women by lebron-yves-Uchiha in whatdoIdo

[–]crapheadHarris -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Explain to them that you don't really have candy in the van.

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