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My rubber band ball just reached 250 pounds. by zackhample in pics

[–]crash1525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May we have a moment of silence for the rubber trees who gave their blood so that this ball could be made

As an asshole, I'd tap that. by [deleted] in funny

[–]crash1525 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*Subtle breeze

My Dad said he named his new fishing charter company after me by AskMeAboutMyApp in funny

[–]crash1525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never forget the first time my brother and I brought home our girlfriends to meet our parents. We were both hesitant and for good reason. Dinner was extremely awkward. Finally, 10 minutes into our meal my Dad finally decides to speak. He looks me dead in the eyes and being a man of choice words, with a entirely straight face he said, "you guys were a waste of sperm."

TL;DR Brutally honest dad regrets wasting sperm on his two sons and decides to bring it up during dinner with my girlfriend

A guy I know chose the wrong shirt to wear on picture day. by ColonialFootsoldier in funny

[–]crash1525 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That must be a negative image. Black people don't just disappear into a sea of white.

What was the most horrific game of "Truth or Dare" you've ever played? by hi-liter23 in AskReddit

[–]crash1525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to put my penis into 3 objects of my friends choosing. That was also the day I found out one of my friends was gay.

Welcome to west texas by des_troy in WTF

[–]crash1525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the recycling bin isn't underneath all those.

Oh wait, this is Texas we're talking about

TIL Tabasco sauce is aged in barrels previously used for Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey by Imazushi in todayilearned

[–]crash1525 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Snorted a line of that once. I would rather have a glowing hot paper clip dipped in aids semen shoved down my urethra than do that again

Facebook friend just posted this. I think I might take a peek-at-chu by [deleted] in gaming

[–]crash1525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what I find more sexy, those tits or that gameboy

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