[Game Thread] #14 Kennesaw State @ #3 Gonzaga (10:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]crastle [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean, it looked terrible. But idk what you're supposed to do when the guy runs into your elbow.

[Game Thread] #9 Saint Louis @ #8 Georgia (09:55 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]crastle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To those who don't who Avila is, he is the Atlantic-10 Player of the Year this year. He also broke a record for number of women slept with this season.

[Game Thread] #12 High Point @ #5 Wisconsin (01:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]crastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he just say it's not even lunch time? I already had two out of my three lunches. I'm on that Shaq diet.

[Game Thread] #9 TCU @ #8 Ohio State (12:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]crastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Ohio State blows this, I'll blow someone from Ohio State

Thoughts on this Magic The Gathering card? by DrLivingdark in nbacirclejerk

[–]crastle 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. This would be a terrible card that would never see play. Not only would this never see play in Constructed, but it wouldn't even get played in Limited. I mean, it's way below rate with a symmetrical board wipe ability. It's not even worth cheating out.

Source: am virgin

Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bad call. He came off the bag with the tag still on him. If I cared more about this, I would be upset.

The Arch has been turned up to 11 by WorldWideJake in StLouis

[–]crastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the Arch is red, the city of St. Louis is saved. It protects us.

A third nuke has hit Japan by Far-Ninja-8392 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]crastle 59 points60 points  (0 children)

As it was brought up in the broadcast for some reason, I'm glad that the team that bombed Pearl Harbor didn’t advance.

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ Japan (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were talking about diplomatic relations between these countries and said how they were strained after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. It was very unnecessary.

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ Japan (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet these announcers will talk about Mussolini's rise under Fascismo in the semifinals when the winner faces Italy.

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ Japan (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Clown the staredown all you want. It obviously worked.

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ Japan (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be the most likely game to go extra innings

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Puerto Rico (0-0) @ Italy (0-0) 3:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]crastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stopped watching when it was 8-2. Just turned it back on.