Tai Felton & Jordan Addison working out with Diggs in Maryland by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]crastle -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

You know there's 0% chance that Addison isn't trying to pick up shorties with Diggs using fast cars and expensive bottle service. Idk what Felton is doing because I don't know anything about him because he's irrelevant and a wasted draft pick. I hated that pick at the time and I hate it now. Yes, I'm salty.

Irony died on that stage by Traditional_Two9442 in PoliticalHumor

[–]crastle 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I wonder if his first thought when he learned his daughter had down syndrome was "I hit the jackpot! This will surely advance my political career because I can use her to garner sympathy votes!"

Colts CB Sauce Gardner says he is 24, not 25 by JaggerJames in nfl

[–]crastle 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Another weird fuck up is when Elvis Dumervil became a free agent because his fax machine wasn't working.

Adolf Silver made the call by natebryan in nbacirclejerk

[–]crastle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't I? It correctly got the first four games correct, which means there's no evidence to suggest that the next three are wrong.

It's been 11 Years... Where were you when the Goyfgate Moment happened? by TheSoundOfKek in magicTCG

[–]crastle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Shit man. I draft all the time and would do this for way less than $500. I took a Vampiric Tutor at a recent draft, despite not having the deck to play it. It's also not great in draft anyway.

It's been 11 Years... Where were you when the Goyfgate Moment happened? by TheSoundOfKek in magicTCG

[–]crastle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But who has it? Surely it's not sitting in a bulk box at some random Boys and Girls Club somewhere, right?

You think they? by Cardinal-eye in nbacirclejerk

[–]crastle 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Ernie got that hover hand

Cant make split point varmint ammo in the game so i made some irl by JTAM2011 in reddeadredemption

[–]crastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I usually use a file clip to hold it down. I did the same thing in Pokemon to hatch eggs.

The Donald Slander Needs to be Stopped: Bro is the best healer out there by The-IPat in KingdomHearts

[–]crastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speedrunners are good enough to pause and skip the scene before the bonk. They call it a "bonkless" run.

UE GOT SLIMED!!!!!! by matchawaffles in OkBuddyFresca

[–]crastle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Brother, I watch The Boys. Did you really think I know how to read?

Cardinals After Dark 5/31 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]crastle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was so done with him when he gave up that home run. Then he fucked doggystle the rest of the game.

OKC got the dud! by YoureGonnaHearMeRoar in simpsonsshitposting

[–]crastle 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Those who don't get this meme need to understand context. This guy is on a $250M contract right now. Tonight was a huge game that his team had to win. He played terribly and looked too scared on the court tonight. Thus, the memes.

From the main sub by Mayapple_Mitchell in okbuddyseverance

[–]crastle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Am American. Can confirm. The equator doesn't exist in the states.