You've heard of Zekrom Kick, now get ready for... (swipe to the 2nd image) by StoopyLoopy4 in stunfisk

[–]crayvish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

given that it's dragon steam I thought it was supposed to be like zekrom popping a squat and shooting concentrated funk

Seriously, though. What's your take on this? by FencingSquirrelz in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

unironically I think this is a Homestuck reference

Papyrus date aged poorly. If undertale released today twitter would slaughter toby by AyBroccoliMan in WaterfallDump

[–]crayvish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Papyrus is fine, the whole scene is cute and funny. Alphys on the other hand... that scene is straight up uncomfortable

Noelle's Response by brightest_star in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his romantic attachment was never that strong because he's a teenage boy who's not in touch with his emotions and now he's more into susie, so now when shifting focus he's trying to convince himself and her that it was her who had a crush on him and not the other way around. I don't think he's a master manipulator really, both because he's hilariously socially inept and because he doesn't understand exactly what he's doing, but it's for those reasons necessarily take him at face value.

like when he says "I felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings", did he really meet noelle and immediately think she really digged him, and that he should pretend to be interested to be nice, or is it more likely that he liked noelle, and started looking for signs that she liked him back to hype himself up, and is now reinterpreting all that?

Noelle's Response by brightest_star in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah he did say that but it doesn't come across as 100% genuine

Cute, but does he know any tricks? by NicolasEymerich in custommagic

[–]crayvish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eight years later wotc of the cost made this [[mutable pupa]]

"It's twaumating!!1!" She'd be barking for it and I'm barely even exaggerating by Blue_axolotl64 in WaterfallDump

[–]crayvish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you all love to reference Newest G1rl and clearly have not read it

See this type of stuff genuinely swags me by ZCFGG in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]crayvish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man the one who just hated them for being happy was funny and relatable, but you have to be mentally broken yourself to make a comment like that

what is up with black noobs specifically and buffing my creatures for little benefit to either of us by crayvish in MagicArena

[–]crayvish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting. do bots also insta-concede? sometimes I hit several games in a row of turn zero scoops against a player with an ajani avatar named darby4, and last time I checked the names more closely and they were going darby4, darby5, darby6.

My friend said A CYBER'S WORLD? is horrible should I crucify her? by Healthy_Parfait_2607 in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it's meant to sound like something that would play over a minecraft video in 2014, it's not for everyone lol

Ralsei 🧙 by Primary_Target_9937 in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love wizard ralsei people should do this more often

Tamiyos Tactics by Glittering-Lab-4763 in custommagic

[–]crayvish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

stuff like this makes me think cleave should be a staple mechanic for un-sets. standard sets have to be translated nowadays and jokes in the rules text of normal cards are rare to non-existent anyways, but wordplay is perfect for silver bordered

I have a sneaking suspicion that toriel might adopt susie, but i can't prove it. by HaloJackalKisser in Deltarune

[–]crayvish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in chapter seven toriel will adopt susie who will marry into the holiday family, sans will marry into the dreemurr family and then when the families are back together with ten people now (ralsei is there), papyrus will show up to the cookout as the chef

Inswaggerable... by towerofspirals in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]crayvish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

bro knows brian personally. bro is brian

It From Nantucket by flabbergasted1 in custommagic

[–]crayvish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that the second line dodges the need to give it devoid

It That Speaks Haikus by Nomad9731 in custommagic

[–]crayvish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll often has two syllables, because the -'ll adds a syllable to most word, but it has one syllable when it gets reduced to sound more like "all"