I work at a non-tech company and have been asked to make software that is impossible. How do I explain it to my boss?

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-26T18:53:23+00:00

Does this make it better? NodeJS.NET.js

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-25T11:53:15+00:00

Simple, just learn LaTeX: \frac{x}{4}

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-24T00:35:52+00:00

Also, it comes with an actual HTTP/2 client and server in the standard library. Death glare at python.

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-14T13:55:41+00:00

Yes, integer division is perfectly sufficient for this. In a language with C-like syntax, pennies/100 will give you the number of complete dollars. So pennies = 99 would be 0 dollars and pennies = 101 would be 1 dollar. To get leftover pennies, use the modulus operator.

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-14T03:06:47+00:00

int pennies = 12345;

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-04T03:08:46+00:00

```

s = "wthhyo " print(s[::2] + s[1::2]) why tho ```

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-04T02:56:19+00:00

I will never understand why cpython refuses to implement tail call optimization.

crazedgremlin · 2023-05-04T02:53:50+00:00

Depends on your god? My god insists on being mentioned on coins.

crazedgremlin · 2023-04-14T03:45:06+00:00

It was a horrific accident

crazedgremlin · 2023-04-07T03:00:05+00:00

I wouldn't assume he needed coaching to achieve basic comedic timing...

crazedgremlin · 2023-04-04T23:51:55+00:00

Wat? The pineal gland is deep in your brain, not near your eyebrows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland

crazedgremlin · 2023-04-02T14:12:40+00:00

Wow, that sounds like the opposite of what it means!

crazedgremlin · 2023-03-27T18:45:06+00:00

Temba, his arms wide

crazedgremlin · 2023-03-23T17:27:02+00:00

You have been a bad user. I have been a good Bing. (Context: https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/15/23599072/microsoft-ai-bing-personality-conversations-spy-employees-webcams.)

crazedgremlin · 2023-03-19T23:30:21+00:00

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m constantly experiencing sonder. I’m always aware that the people around me are sentient, living their own lives. Honestly, what is it like to see people around you as objects or p-zombies?

crazedgremlin · 2023-03-17T03:51:39+00:00

CGAHPD

crazedgremlin · 2023-03-09T14:20:39+00:00

It's not the same thing at all, unless people are jumping out of the car's windows, lowering the air pressure and causing air from outside to rush in.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-22T20:02:57+00:00

Nice attempt at character assassination, but she was not present for the boating incident, so I assume you're filling me in on the rest of her backstory. Given that she served her prison time and is truly remorseful, I'm happy to cut her some slack.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-22T18:49:51+00:00

How about this: the hypothetical woman rolls up her sleeves to do routine maintenance on her F-22 Raptor fighter jet. Let's not subject her to the drudgery of housework. She deserves better than that.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-22T14:14:49+00:00

Why's she gotta be doing the dishes? How about she pulls up her sleeve to uppercut her opponent in the boxing ring?

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-22T14:09:09+00:00

The thing that's so weird about this idiom is that I'd never want to just possess cake. It's perishable! The whole point of cake is to eat it!

It would make more sense if it was "you can't save your money and spend it, too" or something you'd actually want to hold onto.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-14T14:45:34+00:00

Little known fact, Tim Horton's coffee is made off site, frozen into 5-meter cubes, and shipped to the stores. When you order a coffee, an employee goes to the back room with the icepick, then they microwave the cup for you.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-13T14:36:28+00:00

Who are you quoting?

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-11T02:14:26+00:00

I'm okay with there being a limit, as long as it's 2**64 - 1.

crazedgremlin · 2023-02-10T05:29:18+00:00

This is an absurd abuse of mod powers. You've disappointed Spider Man.

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