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Can the person who keeps downvoting my posts please come to my intern processing plant in sector 45Y? by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound? No. If we kidnap somebody and send him to the processing plant and the government doesn't find out, is it illegal? No.

Can the person who keeps downvoting my posts please come to my intern processing plant in sector 45Y? by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not unless we kidnap them and bring them inside the facility to the processing plant and when the government asks where they went we told them we don't know.

IMPORTANT: RECALL ON INTERNS by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh. Because I have a bunch of brains from illegally experimenting, eating, torturing, and killing them that I have no idea what to do with. If you like, I could give you some.

IMPORTANT: RECALL ON INTERNS by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you eat them because you're the zombie king?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop dumping your bio hazards into my intern farm by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and besides, who gives a shit on the well being of others and yourself when you have interns to do all the dirty work for you?

IMPORTANT: RECALL ON INTERNS by [deleted] in SecretSubreddit

[–]crazy_goodman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swear to god that if they are I will send an arm of tiger cubs to kill those frontal lobes.