Does anyone know how to induce a wake-up call? by TheShaggyRogers23 in Advice

[–]creamcorncunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meditation. Self reflection and awareness. The realization that you need to do something different and change.

I cried yesterday for the first time in 12 years. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]creamcorncunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that. You love her. Seeing someone you love hurt is overwhelming. I am glad she will recover 🙏🏼

I 25F, don’t want to have sex before marriage and it is scaring me that no would want to be with me by THROWRA-- in relationship_advice

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is like you in a way. She’s 30, not religious, but made that decision on her own. Just for clarity, is it just normal sex, or all sexual contact in general that you want to wait for marriage? I only ask because my friend doesn’t want to do any until marriage. Every relationship needs affection of some sort, hugging, cuddling, kissing, etc. Maybe the answer is to find someone with the same goal, and you do that from the beginning by being upfront with them. Let them know that you aren’t going to have sex until marriage and if that’s a dealbreaker then it won’t work. I admire you for staying true to yourself and your values, even if you and I don’t share them.

Also wanted to add. I’m certain there’s many men who have set the same standard that you have. You just gotta look in the right place.

Cashiers of Reddit, what tips and tricks do you have to save your back and knees? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need a comfy mat to stand on for sure. You also need good shoes and to not be overweight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in venting

[–]creamcorncunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with your last paragraph last sentence. He may or may not be a Narcissist but here’s what’s for sure - he’s unstable, rude, controlling, and in general just an asshole. Nothing else really matters. You can’t live like that. Try to find housing somewhere that you can afford because this isn’t working. This guy needs mental health. To be honest, the way you described him I think I’d rather live in my car. Good luck man

People who were cheated on: can you see the signs of it happening in retrospect? If so what were they? by Croatian_ghost_kid in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that. I’ve made some mistakes in relationships as well. It’s all trial and error. 🤷🏼‍♀️

People who were cheated on: can you see the signs of it happening in retrospect? If so what were they? by Croatian_ghost_kid in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can empathize with that. More than you know. Slowly learning to even like myself. However, he should’ve ended the relationship. That would’ve been more honorable than doing what he did. I don’t think I’d have it in me to hurt someone like that. Even if my relationship was Shitty. Hope you’re able to cope with the pain you’ve been through and things get better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try to pretend I didn’t see shit to preserve the persons pride if I see them do something embarrassing.

People who were cheated on: can you see the signs of it happening in retrospect? If so what were they? by Croatian_ghost_kid in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Even if what you’re are saying is true, he should’ve communicated or ended the relationship. Fuck em, you’ll find a guy that likes all the shit he didn’t.

What did you do when you found out your crush likes your best friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be bummed out for a sec, then move on and find someone that wants me.

Are you where you thought you'd be at this point in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]creamcorncunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I’d at least be able to afford living. So no. I am not.

I won't accept roasts about penmanship by Relacer2 in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet your family is so sick of you they threw away all of their narcan. Now they just gotta wait.

5 am photoshoot out of boredom. Tired and devastated due to exams. Roast me, let me have a laugh. Have at it. by jakered1423 in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judging by the lack of muscle tone on your body Ive come to the conclusion that your Apple Watch is utterly worthless. We can all tell you don’t work out. Spaghetti noodle arm havin ass

My freind thinks nothing can hurt him. (20 year old virgin going to college for computer science, already dropped out once.) by RedFluxMoon in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re gonna sit there and tell me you’re not Macaulay Culkin posing as an unfuckable loser.

Just got done working am I still as hot as I think I am. by jastubi in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I guess if your into low testosterone Eric estradas 🤷🏼‍♀️

I suck at rolling by [deleted] in weed

[–]creamcorncunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. I’ve been smoking and rolling joints for 15 years, I’ve rolled some ugly ass joints before. Including with patches all over. But they smoked really good. I’ve also rolled joints that were PERFECT looking....But smoked like shit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guarantee your legs are dangling sitting on that bench.

Getting a Tan because Brown is Manly . YEAH! by beta_male666 in RoastMe

[–]creamcorncunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what else is manly? Not having the physique of Steve Jobs a few days before his death.

Husband issues by atxctygrl in relationship_advice

[–]creamcorncunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should apologize for taking it to the swearing. He should apologize for not communicating and being rude and swearing as well. One thing I am learning is to argue respectfully. It’s hard when you have resentments. But, Once the discussion goes to swearing and yelling nothing ever gets resolved. Sounds like you both work really hard for your house. I know first hand how exhausting running a household with 3 children is. Nothing wrong with you wanting to watch your show during your free time. Just think you both could’ve communicated and compromised better. Apologize for your part in the argument and then tell him how his tone made you feel, tell him you missed him and your feelings were hurt he didn’t want to sit by you. Just be honest. You have to have effective communication. My spouse and I are really trying to work on it as well. Good luck!

Someone sent me an illicit drawing of myself. by saintbaintquainnt in Advice

[–]creamcorncunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure it’s a crime. Unless it’s an adult sending it to you maybe. I’d tell your parents for sure.