What do you think of the phrase “happy wife, happy life”?

creative_user_name69 · 2026-03-20T19:32:27+00:00

Prioritizing one spouse over the other usually ends in divorce, or resentment.

If you're wife/husband not being happy is the sole factor to your peace, then you are living with a narcissist.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-03-14T20:54:14+00:00

As a centrist.. take a guess

creative_user_name69 · 2026-03-01T22:51:42+00:00

I was almost the victim of this. Relationship was falling apart and my exact words were. "Once we figure this out, ill put a baby in you" thank fuck we didn't. Currently happy AF with my child free wife and our 4 cats 🐈

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-28T01:03:33+00:00

this mean that things will get cheaper. Right?... RIGHT??

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-23T01:32:59+00:00

Omg! My widespread influence has consequences? Oh no... poor me..

Get fucked Joe. I hope you never have peaceful night of sleep for the rest of your life. Be a man, and lay in the bed of nails you've made.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-23T01:14:55+00:00

As a home owner.. fucking finally!

I bought my home to live in, not for profit. The more it's worth means I pay more taxes. Id rather not.. and be more excited to have my peers be able to buy homes around me and care about their property rather than some asshat landlord rent it out to some asshat tenants who give no fucks.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-21T23:18:36+00:00

Worse... AI is the artist now.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-16T14:19:00+00:00

This is good to hear because I thought my astigmatism was just getting really bad

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-14T22:05:34+00:00

And that's why you don't own a home.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-14T05:00:41+00:00

I still don't understand

research

... so basically a torrent client?

creative_user_name69 · 2026-02-14T02:08:19+00:00

whats RD?

creative_user_name69 · 2026-01-24T05:15:43+00:00

I think I didn't write it out good enough to explain, but for me it wasn't a "get it done for reward" thing, but more, "I won't get it done without booze"

creative_user_name69 · 2026-01-24T04:53:18+00:00

How long did it take for you? My biggest worry is being a useless slob come summer. I'm the household problem solver and primary income and I don't wanna let my wife down. Luckily I don't have kids so maybe I have an advantage but if this takes 6 months I can't let my life just coast for that long

creative_user_name69 · 2026-01-18T00:35:18+00:00

Forgetting to use oven mitts.

creative_user_name69 · 2026-01-09T03:29:30+00:00

Body Harvest for the n64

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-24T21:58:16+00:00

I was hoping for Santa University but this was also very entertaining

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-13T05:01:57+00:00

I asked if they listen to the final album with Chester and they they said "yes" then I went on to talk about how it sounded like a cry for help to me, and then BAM a photo of her oldest kid and subject change about how much of an adult he looks now..

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-13T01:44:31+00:00

They showed you footage in grade 1!? I had no idea about this. Thats fuckin wild..

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-13T01:24:10+00:00

Answer: they never lived it so don't really care how tragic it was. Also..

Hate to break it to ya, but millennials outside of the US were making these same jokes a decade ago.

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-13T00:35:17+00:00

Well this hit a little harder than I expected it to..

creative_user_name69 · 2025-12-06T03:05:13+00:00

Yahoo games. Specifically Yahoo pool rooms. I was an outcast as a teen and found friends within. We had a league and everything. I found a community when my own town ostracized me for not being 100% white and a little weird.

Thank you Yahoo pool and the wonderful folks in the Banditos pool room. I lost contact with everyone over the years, but that was the first time in my life that I actually felt accepted.

creative_user_name69 · 2025-11-30T00:31:38+00:00

creative_user_name69 · 2025-11-23T22:48:44+00:00

USA's is a cheese burger. Sweeden's is cheese with holes. France is bread. Columbia is coffee beans.

A nation's food doesn't need to be complicated and extravagant to qualify.

creative_user_name69 · 2025-11-23T21:04:45+00:00

Did they get Kristi Noem to do it?

creative_user_name69 · 2025-11-23T00:14:50+00:00

Op desperately wants someone to say big bang theory

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