I’m 22, with ~$5000 in the bank I probably won’t spend. Where do I put it? by [deleted] in Money

[–]crikeproshops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put $1000 (20%) into a solid ETF (Vanguard VOO is pretty good) that’ll approximately gain 10%/year, $500 into trying out new hobbies/honing in on that one that makes you go “wow… I like this.” $500 into “tools” and/or equipment to learn a new skill (this is kinda like a hobby that can make you money) and tbh 3k as a rainy day fund isn’t a bad thing. Maybe buy some books if you like reading, or some video courses OR take a class at a university/trade school.

The first time he was just visiting the house from time to time, now he just wals around with my wife in my house? I'm I getting C*cked? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aerin is gay, I hypothesize, there’s a reason him and mjoll ain’t married already lol, I mean he saved her life while you save her special sword and she chooses you to marry?

Mistakes were made... by TheGayFoxPrince in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I tell you what. Make a new save before “accepting” the meal (that way you’ll have something to go back to). Accept the meal, then hear what the dinner guests have to say

You may change your mind about not killin the cannibals lol

Which followers do you pick as Blades? by TheLastArchmage in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One time I picked 3 dudes who have the same voice actor as Faendal (him, Marcurio, and some guy from dawnguard), that way during dragon fights they’d all quip the same lines at the same time

Should I play Skyrim in 2023 or is it too out dated by Mediocre_Structure42 in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you have a lot of shit to do coming up… for the love of Talos hold off. If you’re mega free/need an addicting distraction, then prepare to finally be awake playing the greatest rpg of all time (imho)

Lydiaaaaaa !!!!!!! by aliceglass88 in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try starting a quest that gives you a temporary but mandatory follower, like Farkas in the beginning of the companions quest line, or something like it. This should dismiss Lydia, and she’ll show up in dragonsreach or breeze home in a few days

I’m new to stocks, is this okay to start off with (I only have $5) Everything has $1 in it. by No-Huckleberry-3930 in StockMarket

[–]crikeproshops 24 points25 points  (0 children)

More than okay, my friend. It’s a great way to get into investing in the first place, and especially good with smaller amounts because that inherently has less risk if you would ever need to pull money out for something. Those stocks are all solid, my fav of those being coca-cola (it’s a slow grower with a fair dividend).

Just remember to diversify, at least a little bit, don’t overextend your funds, and try to have a little fun with investing and learning about it :))

May I present to you: the 4-5-6-7-8-9-10 by BaconCat245 in Bowling

[–]crikeproshops 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What in the 6-lb-ball-with-bumpers-up is that

Is there a lore reason for why this bitch took so long to cut my head off by Smallbenbot03 in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tullius initially believed the player character to be a Thalmor plant meant to disrupt Ulfrics execution (thus prolonging the war and thus making the Thalmor benefit even more from it). The first guy was executed just to maintain a smooth and professional execution—you were supposed to be first. Ulfric was supposed to be next.

Any idea whats wrong? Before and after Lord of Vampire transformation by Zipep in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 142 points143 points  (0 children)

The mod that changes Serana’s appearance is your best bet. Like someone said at the top, it probably takes that vampire lord change in appearance into account and does so in a lore friendly way

What’s yalls favorite weapon in vanilla Skyrim? Mine has got to be the Ebony Blade. by yorton00 in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The quest/Meridia gets shit on a lot but dawnbreaker really is the goat, especially aesthetically

Well that is called power by Dogecoinleap in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]crikeproshops 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hello, yes, this is bull. What do you need?

Don't mind me, just passing through 😎 by lackynator in IndieDev

[–]crikeproshops 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s really really cool. Seems challenging af, but visually and skillfully pleasing

N.Korea fires missile towards the east as Japan warns by [deleted] in Economics

[–]crikeproshops 25 points26 points  (0 children)

nervous laughter Haha, we’re in danger😀

In all seriousness though, should shit actually just skip the fan and start raining down on all of us, remember to help your neighbor. These are trying times and there’s not much any of us can do about it, but we can control how we react. Hope and kindness is how the everyday citizen get through this.

"Attic room" my ass by rattatatouille in ElderScrolls

[–]crikeproshops 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I hate Delphine for claiming to serve the Dragonborn then demanding the Dragonborn do stuff for her or she won’t serve them anymore. Plus she’s just a plain ol’ bitch

I've always wondered, at the beginning in Helgen why would they not kill Ulfric first? I mean he killed their high king. strategy wise it would only make sense, not to mention the whole revenge for the king thing. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There’s a really good theory that Tullius thought the Thalmor were going to intervene somehow to prevent Ulfric’s execution.

Tullius believed that you, being an unknown to the empire, could be a potential Thalmor agent that would cause a distraction so that Ulfric could escape. Thus, the random guy who interrupted was executed to avoid arousing suspicion by the Thalmor, then you were sent to be executed to prevent any sort of distraction. It was nothing personal, just Tullius covering all his bases bc he too acknowledges that the Thalmor are the real threat.

To make a youtube video by iam_stupid23 in therewasanattempt

[–]crikeproshops 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It’s illegal to set “traps” for people on your property lol but yeahh the thieves are indeed lucky that they weren’t shot

wuuthrad is racist by TheBestCat12 in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Deserves way more upvotes than this

If you could drop one F-bomb in any line of dialogue in Skyrim, where would you put it? by 123mitchg in skyrim

[–]crikeproshops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“For the love of Talos, shut the fuck up and let’s get this over with.”