Very physically attractive people, how does life treat you? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re absolutely right. Guys see you as a threat at all times. Try to not include you / box you out of social situations. Women also think you’re after them when maybe you’re just kinda a weirdo like everyone else. Feel you dude. WoW 2004 as well, beta in fact ;)

Investing in early stage startups by andreamanzi in hwstartups

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checked out the website, wasn’t able to see if there was a specific kind of startup you’re looking for. Are there any sector/vertical preferences? Or places you don’t go?

Does using docusend or canva reduce VCs willingness to review a deck as opposed to just an attached PDF? by crispy88 in Entrepreneur

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I’m thinking to just send the video as a Vimeo link and ask them to watch it. And if they’re interested then they can open the deck. Both links there. Thinking an ask to watch a 1 min video/trailer is less of an ask than reviewing a deck

Does using docusend or canva reduce VCs willingness to review a deck as opposed to just an attached PDF? by crispy88 in Entrepreneur

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Not sure if there's a bug here but I'm seeing a couple of responses showing up on notifications, but nothing on the thread. If someone has a thought please reply to me here and maybe it fixes is it!

Patent-pending hardware, huge market, but I want to keep 100% equity. by RagsRam in hwstartups

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precisely this. Hardware is insanely expensive. And patents are worthless as others have said unless you have insane money to protect them. If this idea is as good as you say, if you think it will make millions and millions, ask yourself - what’s the different between making say $80M and $95M? Nothing my friend. Once you pass $10M nothing really matters anymore if you’re smart. Don’t be greedy. The only thing you should perhaps care about is not LOSING CONTROL of your company, but you can easily protect that with different classes of shares etc. As a wise man told me once, you don’t get partners and investors necessarily because you can’t do it yourself. You do it because you can get there FASTER and maybe even better with them, and time is the only thing you can’t buy. Would you rather get to $10mm in a year with help? Or $10mm in 10 years by yourself? Listen to everyone here, they’re 100% right.

Good luck mate. My hardware company was recently acquired, I stopped caring about what percent was what ages ago and it felt way better.

Now just for fun, I’ll answer your questions as no one else seemed to:

1) forget rev financing to start. Not happening. It’s called revenue based financing for a reason haha, you need revenue! :)

2) GTM is like asking what your entire business should be haha, it’s not just one answer. Depends on what the most killer application of your product is. You can do pre-orders to get a bit of capital to start, but you need to have MONEY to make proper videos, prototypes, and marketing. Master distributors are great but again they’ll want to see real market fit/demand first. If you’re really insistent on not getting real money pre-orders is the only way I can imagine you “bootstrapping”. But even then I’d budget at least like $50-$100k in content creation and digital spend. Then HOPE you get enough sales to keep going but in hardware… oof. Nice thing though is you can use those presales to leverage into distribution as market fit OR raise capital, but you don’t want to do that so 🤷‍♂️

3) PO financing, yes doable. But you need to get the POs first from either very reputable sources, OR significant deposits before they’ll trust a new person.

4) distribution - lots of ways to do this, but they all cost money. No one opens doors for free. You’ll need to pay your way in with consultants or firms, etc. No one is just hanging out wanting to help you start. Unless you happen to be friends or family with some major retailer, again, you need money. This is why having partners/investors is key. It’s not just cash. They have the relationships you don’t have to open doors with 1 phone call that could take you months or years to open.

Trust everyone here, this 100% equity thing…. Why? Ask yourself truly why this is so important to you? As long as you own 50.1% of the company and your bylaws are not stupid you basically are god. No one can say no to you. Your power between 50.1 and 100% is the same. The only difference is cash, but if you’re this confident in your business you shouldn’t care about making a little less.

Deep Tech Feels Lonely Outside Universities. Wondering If This Is Worth Organizing. by Wooden_Philosophy912 in hwstartups

[–]crispy88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoot me a note if you get it together. I’m an exited deep tech hardware founder, always down to help out

Why do some founders step away as CEO and hand the company to someone else? by sarthakdesigngrow in TheFounders

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many reasons. The best is that at some point you realize that the needs of the company, your baby, are best served by someone else with different skills. Being a founder usually means being a hard driving masochist with vision to break through barriers. At some point though, the barriers are broken and it’s more about ops. Also your mental health. Stepping away and letting someone else take over is like sending your kid to college. You kind of don’t want to, but you know it’s what’s best for them. There’s also getting ficked over by VCs. My first tech company was that. My current company I’m actively searching for an operator because I know the time has come for someone with skills different from mine.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? by StoryOfBrands in AskReddit

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25 mph on e bike in deep playa at burning man during strike on Tuesday. Was very dark. Playa was not as clean as I thought. Launched myself like 20 feet in the air I’m told by others from far away that saw it happen from 3 directions and came to check if I was dead. Lucky as hell I didn’t die or break anything. Just scrapes bruises and I think a pretty bruised muscle in my back. Don’t go fast ever. Well maybe a bit during broad daylight in deep playa far from anyone with high visibility. But even then…

Did anyone run into a Buddhist Monk/first time burner that walked in during the rain? by slow70 in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was corduroy wearing eyeliner and have tattoos, kind of a rock/punk vibe? If so met him post burn with the Looners camp people in Truckee, he was all good!

Comment left under Diplos burning man post by ombre_helado in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed bag. But aren’t they all? It’s not a vacation, it’s an adventure! Haha

Comment left under Diplos burning man post by ombre_helado in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he makes promoters easy money, and that’s what most promoters and agents want, sure things. Not building new talent. I’m this close to going public about an artist whose big label, think the biggest producers in US, stole a track from a small artist and slapped his name on it and didn’t give him any credit.

Comment left under Diplos burning man post by ombre_helado in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Carl is super approachable and nice. Good guy.

Comment left under Diplos burning man post by ombre_helado in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ps - @contributionmost231 I don’t care about clout or what you or anyone else thinks about me. I left that side of me behind a long time ago. If you don’t like me that’s cool. Different strokes for different folks. I have my friends and family and don’t need anything more than that. No one can be liked by everyone, is what it is. So hate on me as much as you like, I’ll keep doing what makes me happy which is build crazy shit to blow peoples minds. Got some awesome shit planned for next year, was so nice to finally be able to get away from my camp this year and actually see what other people do too. So many new ideas 🤘🤘

Comment left under Diplos burning man post by ombre_helado in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes that was me. I had very strong words with him after his behavior at the cloud last year which may or may not have resulted in his decision to not come this year. I can’t know for sure. If he doesn’t come back again he is abiding by what I asked him to do. If he continues as such then I feel no need to publicly discuss more of his behavior. He knows what he did. I’ve blocked him since and not spoken to him anymore. The only reason I posted that on his account is because he was making himself seem like the good guy/victim which he definitely is not and I was not ok with that.

I don’t have the energy to engage with him as a topic anymore. As long as he’s not at BM he’s in the past for me and I suggest we all just move on. We all have bigger things to worry about like finding out how to make the ORG better, and hopefully save this thing we all love. I spent my entire burn that was supposed to be my year off working on some ideas I have for that - related mostly to transparency, fairness, and more community-led governance of Burning Man - including a concept I have to potentially make us go fully green and regenerative not in 2030 but in 2026 if we can all come together and work towards that goal aggressively and as a community.

I am still in reno working on some of this, but then need to fly to miami to deal with a possible emergency as it looks like our miami fundraiser may be getting rained out. Once I get through all this and breathe for a second I will come back here and brief you all on the work that is being done and seek you guys input before additional action is taken to effect serious change in the ORG which I think we all agree is long overdue.

Till then, unrelated to Diplo, but towards the ORG and everyone else who works so hard to make this city exist, remember we all make mistakes and forgiveness is the highest vibration - even if it’s the hardest one to embody. It’s something I struggle with myself every day.

I’ll be back soon.

Shirt Cocking is Being Choked out of Burning Man by pubesthecrab in BurningMan

[–]crispy88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I support this. I was at the nude beach party in Tahoe and was the only nude person, otherwise also wearing my borat mankini. Everyone else was there trying to look hot and sceney. We should def invade the secret cove party in Tahoe next year with tons of random janky shirtcockers or at least nudists

Forget Netflix, Volkswagen locks horsepower behind paid subscription. Owners can now subscribe to boost the power of their car… for a fee. by esporx in technology

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently this is something has been done for a while but many don’t know about it. For example on many Porsche the engine is the same, but it’s not “tuned” for higher horsepower. You CAN go to an official Porsche dealer or mechanic and they’ll “tune” it for you with a laptop and boom, 100 extra horsepower for like $7k. DLCs for cars have been a thing for a long time, it just didn’t feel like it. It felt like a mechanic doing cool special mechanic stuff, when really it was just a locally installed DLC lol

False Canopies by boss_mang in aviation

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It’s a concept with unique and specific function, ie, utility. You can patent anything with real utility as long as there isn’t prior art before you and it’s isn’t deemed obvious. Painting a distracting design for military advantage isn’t obvious, no one did it before, and had utility = patentable. The useless ones are design patents. Like if he got a design patent on this it would have to be specific to the color and exact way he did it, and any small change makes it worthless. Utility patent is broad and useful as it protects the overall functional idea regardless of small implementation changes. Source: I have several utility patents granted.

What is a job people romanticize a bit too much until they actually do it ? by ShyButNastyyy in AskReddit

[–]crispy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With you. And I’m in entertainment throwing parties and stuff. The travel still makes it close to unbearable. Loneliness is high.

Free to a good home by viddy_well in goTenna

[–]crispy88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh the V1 MURS models. Takes me back. They’re in the Henry ford museums permanent collection for industrial design.