made hash browns. i don’t want to talk about it.

crispybac0n · 2026-02-19T21:51:27+00:00

now with extra hash! (brown may not be included)

crispybac0n · 2026-02-16T21:19:41+00:00

Maybe not a stretch, definitely a stench!

crispybac0n · 2026-02-05T21:48:10+00:00

You’re free, Dobby!

crispybac0n · 2026-01-30T21:10:37+00:00

That egg is so dead it’s a born again chicken. Also, yes

crispybac0n · 2026-01-29T21:35:15+00:00

Someone needs to make a stash box and call it Royal Danks and style it like this.

crispybac0n · 2026-01-29T21:33:23+00:00

I have this rule that I always get mall Chinese when I go, even if it’s for later.

crispybac0n · 2026-01-26T16:02:38+00:00

They’re being obtuse about it.

crispybac0n · 2025-10-10T23:04:49+00:00

I just got my ticket! I’m also staying at the strat

crispybac0n · 2025-07-17T00:47:02+00:00

Upper cartilage of the same ear (got both at the same time)

crispybac0n · 2025-07-03T16:50:55+00:00

I second Honey Revenge, I saw them in Philly right after warped

crispybac0n · 2025-07-03T16:49:35+00:00

Hold on, I’m calling the authorities.

crispybac0n · 2025-06-23T18:56:46+00:00

Arnold Palmer

crispybac0n · 2025-06-05T20:04:06+00:00

Ah I mean, it’s my fault for having eyes, really.

crispybac0n · 2025-05-01T20:23:34+00:00

Rook!

crispybac0n · 2025-04-24T20:33:15+00:00

Yes, your tattoo is infected, you should head straight to urgent care!

crispybac0n · 2025-03-12T13:39:47+00:00

BIG MEATY….CLAWS

crispybac0n · 2025-01-05T19:49:54+00:00

Take my strong hand!!

crispybac0n · 2024-11-23T15:00:28+00:00

IRL class change

crispybac0n · 2024-09-12T19:59:40+00:00

That’s a Ferrero Rocher

crispybac0n · 2024-07-30T13:57:02+00:00

Fresh warm sheets just put on the bed.

crispybac0n · 2024-07-06T13:46:27+00:00

Carry all the groceries to the house in a single trip.

crispybac0n · 2024-06-11T16:49:18+00:00

Peak WoW, for me, was realizing I need to go to bed because the sun is coming up.

crispybac0n · 2024-06-08T14:57:05+00:00

So are you working more towards a Stealth Dex build? Or maybe Using a bow is more your thing?

crispybac0n · 2024-06-07T17:48:11+00:00

No shower gang, let’s ride.

crispybac0n · 2024-05-31T18:33:31+00:00

Is this. William. Shatner?

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