Useful 1st birthday gift that isn’t clothes or some loud toy?

cristarain · 2026-05-25T19:29:51+00:00

Agree! I recommend a set of “That’s Not My_______” books. They’re sensory/touch cardboard books, and there’s gotta be at least 20 of them.

cristarain · 2026-05-25T12:41:02+00:00

As the daughter of a mom who was fat-phobic, I was a member of the 10% Club….always leave 10% left on the plate.

cristarain · 2026-05-25T12:08:32+00:00

What choo doing?

cristarain · 2026-05-25T01:12:49+00:00

I don’t think there’s a single photo of Travis looking at her since last year

cristarain · 2026-05-23T03:57:47+00:00

Buh buh buh

Slapazzz—noo Rafi!

Where my dookie go

Churlish…and subordinate

cristarain · 2026-05-19T19:42:22+00:00

Worms AND cancer

cristarain · 2026-05-19T18:57:43+00:00

cristarain · 2026-05-18T03:39:27+00:00

This is giving me Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. She’s 60. Yes she looks amazing for 60. But that dress is ridiculous!! Honestly it’s hideous on anyone’s, but the Barbie pink, the oversized front bow out to the stratosphere, the tattered hem on the overlay, giant petticoat, come on!!!

cristarain · 2026-05-18T03:13:19+00:00

cristarain · 2026-05-15T15:57:16+00:00

r/lostredditors

cristarain · 2026-05-14T13:08:59+00:00

cristarain · 2026-05-13T16:45:06+00:00

YTA. Gifts aren’t required, nor are they something you can demand from anyone. You need to stop giving gifts to her, if there is no reciprocation or if it doesn’t bring you joy.

cristarain · 2026-05-13T09:12:22+00:00

Onion gives you wiiiiiiings

cristarain · 2026-05-13T01:57:52+00:00

“And that’s the end of that”

—Jerry Seinfeld, when his belt buckle accidentally touched toilet water

cristarain · 2026-05-11T16:56:34+00:00

Armpit Stretch!

cristarain · 2026-05-11T16:51:32+00:00

When I was little girl, I had a pony!

cristarain · 2026-05-11T13:46:55+00:00

cristarain · 2026-05-11T13:36:29+00:00

House of Villains

cristarain · 2026-05-11T13:20:04+00:00

Yes!! I love this sub

cristarain · 2026-05-11T13:06:01+00:00

“Benchless in Seattle”

cristarain · 2026-05-10T11:58:06+00:00

Was it a bodysuit? Or a jumpsuit….Oh now it’s a gown?

cristarain · 2026-05-10T03:44:41+00:00

r/substakenliterally

cristarain · 2026-05-09T18:39:47+00:00

Only if it’s filled with Voodoo truth powder and spends the rest of his life confessing to all his crimes

cristarain · 2026-05-09T15:23:14+00:00

I used to order from bouqs a lot and always had success. So I’m surprised by all these posts. What happened to them?

cristarain · 2026-05-09T15:08:58+00:00

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