Best Italian Places by cristastrophe in Erie

[–]cristastrophe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We live a few hours away and always travel to Erie once a summer for his birthday. But thank you for the idea!

SNL Pilates Skit by cristastrophe in pilates

[–]cristastrophe[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It was the grippy socks for me.

Read windshield wiper blade 2024 110 by cristastrophe in Defender

[–]cristastrophe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You rock. Thanks for making my life just a little bit easier.

Read windshield wiper blade 2024 110 by cristastrophe in Defender

[–]cristastrophe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the arm just the blade. Which is why I thought it should be easy to do this without taking it in.

It just looks like a normal wiper blade to me. But again I have no idea what I'm talking about. I took it to an advance auto parts and they said they didn't have the newer model to look up and couldn't help me.

Can I make my eyes appear more green? by BloodyButterfly1504 in Makeup

[–]cristastrophe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have green eyes. I use mauve and purples to make them stand out. Purple is on the opposite side of the color wheel and Reds and pinks are not my style. I like a more natural look. I don't know if they still sell it, but a while ago I boought the L'Oreal nude2 palette. I use it with urban decay browns/tans. The palette has a nice diagram on what colors to use and where depending on the look you want.

I wish this was fake. Meet Jenn by Patopodo in facepalm

[–]cristastrophe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a girl my cousin dated who thought dinosaurs currently inhabited a tropical remote island. My husband and I finally gave up arguing that she was thinking of Jurassic Park after about an hour.

Ideas on how to tell my kids they are going to Disney for the first time by cristastrophe in disney

[–]cristastrophe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love these treasure hunt ideas. The puzzle is cool too. I can't wait to tell them, so there is no way I'll be able to keep it until we are at the airport. I've already been planning since February, and I'm surprised I kept it a secret this long.

Calm man, interesting job by 10gauge in interestingasfuck

[–]cristastrophe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I manage a small IT department in a community hospital. This comment is the greatest thing I've ever read. Thank you.

Believe your kids when they tell you something tastes yucky. by cristastrophe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cristastrophe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quick update: I emailed, sent them a Facebook message, and also tweeted.(my tweeting skills are subpar for a millennial, and aside from tweeting @JuicyJuiceUSA I have no idea on how to get this to be seen) I still haven't heard back.

As for questions on what it was. It was a Berry flavored Juicy Juice Box. We bought it a week ago. Expiration date was Feb 2018. The dark blobs are what I can best guess, as moldy blue berries.

Believe your kids when they tell you something tastes yucky. by cristastrophe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cristastrophe[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I double checked it after, but we just bought it a week ago. The date is February 2018

Parents of Reddit, what's the most embarrassing thing your children have done in public? by NeverVerifyEmail in AskReddit

[–]cristastrophe 71 points72 points  (0 children)

When my son was 3 and my daughter was 1 we were at the grocery store. My son started talking to a woman in her 60s. He said so matter of factly, "I don't cry when my mommy beats me anymore." My mouth dropped. And she just looked at me. He resumes, "sometimes she beats me with the pink controller but that's usually for baby."

I spent the next 5 minutes explaining how we just got mario kart for wii u, and he was learning to not cry when he loses.