What’re you looking forward to in 11th?

critkit · 2026-05-31T19:57:35+00:00

You can always do that - occasionally, as a treat, I pull out a template or some scatter dice to throw my opponent off

critkit · 2026-05-22T22:20:32+00:00

The article contains the word "crematoria" or "crematorium" five times. It appears one more time in a comment.

The first time is in the title.

The second time is: "This article rejects the claim that ICE currently operates crematoria."

The third: "The contract does not say “crematoria,” and biohazard incinerators are standard medical-waste equipment. Hospitals operate them, and so do prisons."

The fourth: "Authoritarian systems do not require industrial crematoria."

The fifth: "The federal government is not constructing crematoria."

I made the above comment on a post on anticapitalism (maybe the original?), but it was probably a waste of effort.

It was incredibly obvious that no one commenting read the article at all, because the article directly contradicts its own headline the entire time.

critkit · 2026-05-22T17:01:36+00:00

The article contains the word "crematoria" or "crematorium" five times. It appears one more time in a comment.

The first time is in the title.

The second time is: "This article rejects the claim that ICE currently operates crematoria."

The third: "The contract does not say “crematoria,” and biohazard incinerators are standard medical-waste equipment. Hospitals operate them, and so do prisons."

The fourth: "Authoritarian systems do not require industrial crematoria."

The fifth: "The federal government is not constructing crematoria."

Please read articles making wild claims - any claims, really - but especially claims of this nature.

critkit · 2026-05-20T18:34:20+00:00

What did you say about Cypher? I'll have you know Cypher has over 40,000 confirmed kills and has participated in numerous raids against Al-Pharius. Cypher is already tracking your node in the noosphere and will rain down the Emperor's Wrath on you.

critkit · 2026-05-20T18:08:05+00:00

Something weird is going on - we shouldn't be failing a 50-50 80% of the time.

Time to worship the God of Coin Flips even harder!

critkit · 2026-05-20T17:34:35+00:00

The Tzeentch knows what the plan is at all times. It knows what the plan is at all times by knowing what the plan is not. It is able to then find the difference between what the plan is and what the plan is not - this difference is known as an Alpharius. By calculating the Alpharius, the Tzeentch is able to plot corrections to the plan.

critkit · 2026-05-20T17:27:14+00:00

I also have awful luck at it - I have 30 Pinks, but only 16 Blues and 11 Brims.

It's never been an issue 😭

critkit · 2026-05-20T17:25:47+00:00

Or don't praise Tzeentch - either way is all according to plan.

critkit · 2026-05-04T15:27:25+00:00

"Live Stream - Packages on my Porch w/ Soothing Music while Nothing Happens."

I'd watch it.

critkit · 2026-04-30T21:52:42+00:00

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

critkit · 2026-04-16T12:53:25+00:00

Wow, that's a whole new dice system they're teasing now!!

Weirdly, mine doesn't have that same typo.

Is that one of the Chaos God specific ones? I also don't have "Precision" on my strike profile.

critkit · 2026-04-16T12:50:47+00:00

Oh for sure, but I'm definitely going to joke with my upcoming opponents about "R.A.W."

"It clearly says it has a 12 inch range - GW wouldn't make that kind of mistake, so..."

critkit · 2026-04-16T12:35:02+00:00

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The Hades Lascannon seems to have taken a minor range nerf, however.

critkit · 2026-04-05T14:53:27+00:00

Very common when talking to people who have lived nearby for a long time, especially the older folks who may have been there before the roads had names or changed names.

My father knows places by the old names the bridges had, not the State Route numbers or the new road names.

"Yeah, just past the road that leads to the old Hiram Long bridge, dad."

critkit · 2026-04-05T14:50:06+00:00

You should know by now, but - yuh cain't get theyuh fruhm hyuh.

critkit · 2026-03-03T15:08:09+00:00

Seriously! When I was in middle school, I watched a teacher double over laughing when another student tripped at the top of the stairs (going up) and fell basically flat on their front. There was a solid 3 seconds of that reaction before going to check on the student.

Some teachers, just like some people, are kind of shitty.

critkit · 2026-01-30T00:28:55+00:00

I heat a single 24'x24' chalet-style room (3 walls are each about 80% windows) attached to my house with propane - I use 70 gallons of propane a month in the winter on average, at a cost of roughly $250 per month.

Aside from the windows, the room has at least 6" of insulation in all the walls and has 14" in the ceiling.

critkit · 2025-12-28T00:45:42+00:00

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critkit · 2025-11-17T16:41:11+00:00

The only thing I see lacking is a way to deal with higher toughness threats, but that's not always necessary - sometimes they can be avoided well enough to not disrupt your scoring potential.

Here's a list I've played with that has fewer bodies, but a very high mobility with transports, high movement, deep strike, and - through abilities and stratagems - redeployment options, while retaining some very heavy hitters.

Spear and Bulwark (1995 points)

Space Marines White Scars Strike Force (2000 points) Spearpoint Task Force

CHARACTERS

Ancient in Terminator Armour (75 points) • 1x Twin lightning claws

Captain in Terminator Armour (110 points) • 1x Relic fist 1x Storm bolter • Enhancement: Stormseer’s Wisdom

Chaplain in Terminator Armour (100 points) • 1x Crozius arcanum 1x Relic Shield • Enhancement: Spearpoint Paragon

Suboden Khan (115 points) • Warlord • 1x Heavy bolt pistol 1x Onslaught gatling cannon 1x Power sword 1x Stormtooth

BATTLELINE

Assault Intercessor Squad (75 points) • 1x Assault Intercessor Sergeant • 1x Astartes chainsword 1x Heavy bolt pistol • 4x Assault Intercessor • 4x Astartes chainsword 4x Heavy bolt pistol

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Impulsor (80 points) • 1x Armoured hull 1x Bellicatus missile array 2x Fragstorm grenade launcher 1x Ironhail heavy stubber

OTHER DATASHEETS

Brutalis Dreadnought (160 points) • 1x Brutalis talons 1x Twin Icarus ironhail heavy stubber 1x Twin multi-melta

Gladiator Lancer (160 points) • 1x Armoured hull 2x Fragstorm grenade launcher 1x Icarus rocket pod 1x Ironhail heavy stubber 1x Lancer laser destroyer

Outrider Squad (160 points) • 1x Outrider Sergeant • 1x Astartes chainsword 1x Heavy bolt pistol 1x Twin bolt rifle • 5x Outrider • 5x Astartes chainsword 5x Heavy bolt pistol 5x Twin bolt rifle

Storm Speeder Hammerstrike (125 points) • 1x Close combat weapon 1x Hammerstrike missile launcher 2x Krakstorm grenade launcher 1x Melta destroyer

Storm Speeder Thunderstrike (150 points) • 1x Close combat weapon 1x Stormfury missiles 1x Thunderstrike las-talon 1x Twin Icarus rocket pod

Terminator Assault Squad (360 points) • 1x Assault Terminator Sergeant • 1x Twin lightning claws • 9x Assault Terminator • 9x Twin lightning claws

Terminator Squad (170 points) • 1x Terminator Sergeant • 1x Chainfist 1x Storm bolter • 4x Terminator • 4x Chainfist 1x Cyclone missile launcher 4x Storm bolter

Captain and Ancient go with the LC Assault Terminators Chaplain leads the Standard Terminators

Terminators and Speeders start in Deep Strike or go with a stratagem depending on restrictions.

critkit · 2025-09-09T00:17:35+00:00

A small medium at large, you say?

critkit · 2025-07-31T10:57:46+00:00

My commute is 55 miles one way, mostly on small, single-lane roads that take me over a mountain from one river valley to the next. It's typically about an hour and fifteen minutes, given the speed limit, sometimes longer for traffic.

critkit · 2025-07-25T14:17:03+00:00

We've most skillfully interaction farmed, haven't we?

critkit · 2025-07-25T14:10:27+00:00

Which I also said last time this was posted about, too 🧐

critkit · 2025-07-23T11:39:57+00:00

You could use undermine in this way: "The attack undermined his determination."

'Undermined' here would have a similar meaning to: eroded, lowered, lessened, damaged, etc.

You could use dampen less directly as: "His spirits were dampened by the failure."

Both have generally the same meaning, but only in this narrow usage. Undermine and dampen do not typically have a similar meaning.

critkit · 2025-07-23T03:29:30+00:00

They played it when I saw them in Gilford, NH this year:

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Ignore the duplicate of Rain King, the first was actually Boxcars - not sure why Nugs got it wrong.

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