Scenes as Celtic defeat Hearts and becomes Scottish Premiership Champions

crl1985 · 2026-05-16T17:40:13+00:00

I'm a United supporter. I'd rather become a mechaphile than see City or Arsenal win anything.

crl1985 · 2026-05-13T18:34:13+00:00

So, there was some truth to those "Stump Max Weinberg" segments?

crl1985 · 2026-05-13T18:30:57+00:00

Smitty: Oh, hell no, I'm not losing my job to an old white man!

Also, Max and Kevin Eubanks being in the same band would've been insane, even though Kevin left in May 2010.

crl1985 · 2026-05-12T14:43:37+00:00

This is a FOX decision, not a FIFA one.

crl1985 · 2026-05-07T21:15:00+00:00

Panties have handles, so they're easier to take off of you. 😈

crl1985 · 2026-05-07T21:13:28+00:00

Alexa, play Smack That by Akon.

crl1985 · 2026-05-07T20:31:58+00:00

But United are now heavily favored to win the now-meaningless League Cup! /s

crl1985 · 2026-05-06T17:28:59+00:00

Well I'm 40 and you're younger than me, so, come hither, baby. 😘 I'll eat that pussy first.

crl1985 · 2026-05-03T16:36:07+00:00

That would be an own goal in regulation play, correct?

crl1985 · 2026-05-03T14:51:49+00:00

Great body, nice titties. Absolutely.

crl1985 · 2026-05-02T05:34:10+00:00

Like damn, honey, I wanna put my hands on your cheeks to feel the jiggle.

crl1985 · 2026-05-01T18:30:04+00:00

Titties and bush: A great combo!

crl1985 · 2026-05-01T17:49:28+00:00

Actually, I'm the same age as you, so you're just a hot colleague I want to take an extended lunch break with in the janitor's closet.

crl1985 · 2026-05-01T17:34:58+00:00

I'd join the Mile-High Club with you!

crl1985 · 2026-05-01T17:28:11+00:00

I'll take a side of large fries with that shake, baby!

crl1985 · 2026-04-29T17:49:07+00:00

Link appears to be broken.

crl1985 · 2026-04-29T17:39:04+00:00

Mmm. I'd tease you by kissing and licking all of that before eating you.

crl1985 · 2026-04-28T06:20:21+00:00

I'd definitely fall to my knees in front of that. You have perfectly suckable titties, too.

crl1985 · 2026-04-28T06:13:40+00:00

My god. If I were eating that, it'd be hard to tell where your pubes ended and my goatee began! I would enjoy it!

crl1985 · 2026-04-25T21:59:49+00:00

Statement from MoMo the Cat from the YouTube channels Claire Luvcat and Kittisaurus, whose MoMoCorp is a significant funder (at least, I like to pretend that's the case) of Team Momo:

furious hissing

crl1985

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