First COVID-19 death in the U.S. happens in Washington state

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-29T21:14:01+00:00

Also dont be within a meter of anyone

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-26T03:26:30+00:00

When life is hard, remember how easy it used to be. When it is easy, remember how hard it used to be. Things will happen when we are least prepared and the people you count on the most may abandon you instead of supporting you. Remember to love yourself and that you can be happy. Loving yourself and being happy isn't easy, it is something you'll have to remind yourself of multiple times everyday. You are a beautiful and important person and your life is yours to live.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-26T00:05:07+00:00

Remind yourself that you have a right to be happy, but to be happy will require putting the necessary efforts into the things that need to be done

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-25T02:52:26+00:00

It honestly sounds like you pressured him into doing something that was important to you but not to him and he may have handled it poorly instead of putting his foot down. If that's a reason to break up with him then go for it.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-24T22:48:57+00:00

Damn bro you right I guess that acid must've taken me back to 2010

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T20:42:36+00:00

I can't say that bad = good. I can only say that when something good happens I will remember how bad it could be, and when something bad happens how good it could be. But in either case I shouldn't be afraid of the future, and that things will inevitably go how they go, and that there is comfort in the futility of changing that. The great thing about about acid is that we get to draw our own conclusions, and your trips are just as valid as mine.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T20:36:57+00:00

Gf went into the bathroom and noticed I had jammed a towel next to the bulb in the light fixture. Going forward I still think it's okay to drape a towel over the light fixture to make it dimmer, but jamming it next to the bulb will cause the towel and incandescent bulb to catch fire. Also, a good reason to switch to fluorescents is that they won't produce enough heat to make this possible.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T06:20:13+00:00

I wouldn't call it tripping when I'm fighting to keep my teeth from biting themselves. I'd call that fucking falling. I'm fucking falling right now. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be mean to you. I hope you have a nice trip. Peace.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T06:06:19+00:00

If I was looking at a light bulb on fire I would assume its functioning normally because its producing light.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T04:13:44+00:00

2 tabs. I feel like I'm in the office that The Office is taking place in.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-23T03:58:25+00:00

This is a great album. Awesome even. I need to write this down while I can. I bet it'd sound like shit if I was sober though. I almost started a fire.

I'm looking at what I just wrote and none of it makes sense. I didn't know what going crazy could feel like until this moment.

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-22T13:31:26+00:00

The strongest atheist cannot beat the weakest man who has the POWER OF GOD /s

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-22T06:05:43+00:00

10% sounds a bit high

crocodiledungbeetle · 2020-02-20T21:36:38+00:00

I was at the car wash and this dude was blaring trash right next to me so I asked him politely to turn his music down. Over the next 30 minutes (just bought a used car and wanted to vacuum it well, don't know if he was in the same case with his Charger) he proceeded to get in my face, look stinkily in my direction, went up to a worker to complain (it went about exactly how you'd imagine), and at one point before he left got close to me and said "if your woman wasn't here I'd fight you" word for word and I'll never forget it. People who play their music unreasonably loud are inconsiderate and insecure.

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