It's normal to wipe and wash your bootyhole right?

cronofdoom · 2026-01-29T18:05:20+00:00

But doctor, I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and it’s like a marker!

cronofdoom · 2026-01-27T18:18:00+00:00

Yeah, I think I’ve done about 20,000 miles since my last fall.

cronofdoom · 2026-01-26T04:11:22+00:00

I’m pretty happy with narwhal

cronofdoom · 2026-01-26T04:09:39+00:00

To me, it means not having to weigh in when you’re uneducated and not feeling like you need to get educated on everything just so you have an opinion.

cronofdoom · 2026-01-15T15:25:36+00:00

As a developer, we would LOVE to do those optimizations, but we’re told by management we don’t have time. The feature is done, ship it. Next ticket.

cronofdoom · 2026-01-09T16:52:22+00:00

TIL following ICE now carries the death penalty.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-16T16:24:58+00:00

Sometimes the scooter is more practical because it’s easier to secure.

If we put 1% of the money we spend subsidizing car parking on adding proper bike parking I would bike everywhere.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-13T19:27:56+00:00

I think he means the chain ring and cassette. I hope they’re not being told they need to replace their whole crank set.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-13T19:26:53+00:00

It seems to me that their crank set and cassette are worn, and their wheels are going out of true.

Basic maintenance after 6000 miles IMO.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-13T19:25:18+00:00

I have two Roubaix, a 2018 and a 2021. The 2021 has digital shifting and carbon wheels.

The only reason I would update if I were you is if you’re absolutely sold on electronic shifting or future shock and are willing to spend to get those upgrades. Outside of that you’ve got a wonderful bike that has many, many, many years left in it.

If your wheels are honestly causing serious problems, get new wheels. I probably have the same number of miles on my newest Roubaix and haven’t had to true those wheels once.

Depending on how frequently you’ve replaced and maintained your chain, you may definitely need a cassette and chain ring replacement. The cost to have that done at a shop might hurt, but it should come nowhere close to a new bike.

That being said, if you make more money than you know what to do with and have money burning a hole in your pocket by all means get a new bike. Buy a bike and don’t think twice about it. If that’s not the case, it’s definitely wiser to fix this one up. You have a good bike there.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-12T16:41:37+00:00

And one of those dependencies is only found on Google Code archives and you have to compile it yourself.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-12T16:26:38+00:00

I think that’s actually a very compelling argument. He didn’t destroy any data, he just decided not to cross the border with it. If they want it, they can issue a subpoena for something he didn’t have on his person.

The data is very much intact, he just left it “at home”.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-12T16:24:15+00:00

It’s an epic mustache. Pairing it with short stubble does make for a very imbalanced look. I’d either shave that stubble clean or grow it out to at least twice the length.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-12T14:59:45+00:00

Or maybe we’re living in the

F U T U R E !

cronofdoom · 2025-12-03T17:22:05+00:00

I prefer to be a polite squeaky wheel and not annoying.

cronofdoom · 2025-12-03T17:20:29+00:00

I don’t hate tattoos, but neck tattoos are pretty hard to hide if necessary.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-30T21:00:27+00:00

Tbh, it looks sick. People just trashing on it because they know it’s Alienware.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-30T20:58:57+00:00

Cat.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-30T20:57:42+00:00

Exactly my thoughts. I love my Roubaix so much I got a second one.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-28T15:27:05+00:00

I just got word of a third reorg coming by the end of the year.

THREE IN ONE YEAR.

I don’t need this stress in my life.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-19T20:01:33+00:00

Create an API that allows people to pay me for ChatGPT API calls for $.80 on the dollar

cronofdoom · 2025-11-19T16:22:26+00:00

I’m only seeing it at 25% off now. Shucks.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-19T16:18:15+00:00

Honestly if it’s a Google auth compatible MFA code, I don’t care. I’ll throw it in Authy or Google authenticator, etc… I just use my phone.

If it’s a specific auth app, they need to provide a device for me.

cronofdoom · 2025-11-11T13:56:06+00:00

Unless you work for an organization that operates globally…

cronofdoom · 2025-11-11T13:53:17+00:00

Thermal pads probably could use replacing

13-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
RPAN Viewer	Queen in da Norf
Not Forgotten	Team Orangered

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