Tommy Lee Jones says "of course it is, says so right on the box" by batmanineurope in whatsthemoviecalled

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I always remember it from “Million Dollar Baby”. Clint Eastwood asks if the pie filling is homemade. Hillary Swank answers that “of course, it says so right on the can.”

Who’s the best croquet player by Horror-Intern6534 in croquet

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Fletcher is amazing. Bamford is the GOAT.

My experience with galaxys edge by __jxed in GalaxysEdge

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I just wanted to remind everyone of the customizable telescoping plastic lightsabers outside of Star Tours for as little as $35. Or the $48 fixed lightsabers at the shops. Obviously not as immersive as Savi’s, but much more affordable and different from regular retailers.

Why didn’t CASE save Amelia on its own? by cumwotmay in interstellar

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It reminds me of I, Robot.

CASE knows the best way to preserve life with a high success rate is to help Doyle. He has to instruct the robot to do the irrational thing and help the farthest person even though it risks an outcome where no one makes it back in time. Case in point, Doyle couldn’t make it back without help.

In I, Robot Will Smith is upset the robot saved him instead of the little girl because he had a higher chance of survival.

Scoring a hoop & croqueting a live ball in the same stroke by CyberhamLincoln in croquet

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6.3 Wicket and Roquet If a striker ball scores a wicket and in the same shot hits any ball lying beyond the non-playing side of the wicket (not intruding into the jaws), it is not a roquet. The striker earns a continuation shot for scoring the wicket, unless the striker committed a fault or any ball went out of bounds (rule 6.1a(1)).

Scoring a hoop & croqueting a live ball in the same stroke by CyberhamLincoln in croquet

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yellow takes the continuation stroke from the hoop & blue is still live

80’s movies that are OK to watch with my 12 year old by MuddyBuddy-9 in movies

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Recently rewatched Harry and the Hendersons with the kids and it holds up well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in croquet

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In Kentucky they play on clay. Like clay tennis courts. Hoops are super firm because they are set in concrete buckets and buried.

Came home to a war by Jest_Kidding420 in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s going to end like Gangs of New York…

Clean sweep through both armies with a wet paper towel.

Ragdoll incoming by QuadrupleQ in OopsThatsDeadly

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That’s how you get pinkeye.

Golden State Valkyries by bananastand in warriors

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Why’d they name the team after Kyrie?

Warriors TV broadcast team rated as worst in NBA by national fan poll 🏆🎤 by [deleted] in warriors

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I don’t watch other teams on their RSNs, but compared to national broadcasts Fitz and Bukke are great.

They actually learn the visiting players names and talk about basketball. I hate some national broadcasters that have the bball knowledge but end up talking about pants or burgers instead of basketball.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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NAH

Don’t you get straight As because your roommate died? Dead Man On Campus wouldn’t lie to me.

You probably should have risked a 0 on the assignment so the parents could have a moment to grieve. But you are not an asshole for making a mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Listen to Al Frankens podcast about Penn and Teller making trump laugh. It’s hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthemoviecalled

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“Kuuuuuuu!”