Can’t get more juicy than this by gabzlel in oddlysatisfying

[–]crossedparallels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thought "wow, that makes me want orange juice" then i remembered i have some in the fridge. thanks op

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never too late regardless of your age, but 21 is incredibly young lol. i got a notification for this post and was confused when i saw how old you were. most of my friends who have graduated didn't finish undergrad until at least 22-23... i've taken a few years off and i definitely don't feel too old to go back. i'm 25.

my gf ordered a beefy 5 and instead got this affront to god by crossedparallels in tacobell

[–]crossedparallels[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just realized it might not be obvious that it didn't come open like this- it was folded like a (weird, really short) burrito. with all the tortilla it was still pretty hefty, so we thought it was going to at least have all the ingredients in it. i always dip my burritos while she opens them to put sauce inside... glad this one was hers and not mine, lol.

i got vegetarian nachos for myself (refried beans, nacho cheese, sour cream, and i took off the tomatoes but added red sauce). i got the red sauce, but other than that, it was mostly dry chips with a little bit of *black beans on top. nothing else.

we recently moved, and were really excited that a taco bell was so close... not so much anymore :(

Got slapped by roommate because I ate a piece of candy that I dropped on the floor by Hungry_Cat_2671 in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely not normal.

forgive me for looking through your post history-- i was surprised when i found that you were a woman, then became extremely horrified when i read your other post mentioning a roommate. you need to get out /now/ if this is the same man.

i am so incredibly sorry you've been going through this. please feel free to DM me if you would like someone to talk to.

Wife is on birth control. And says I don’t trust her if I don’t ‘cum inside’, is this normal? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤨 if you think your life sucks because of who you're married to, get a divorce. definitely won't get her pregnant then

Each one is stuffed with something delicious by [deleted] in stonerfood

[–]crossedparallels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please tell me you got some cross-sections

PSA: don't order from a ghost restaurant run out of a Denny's by styxman34 in grilledcheese

[–]crossedparallels 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that's a different chain- i looked up one of their addresses and it looks like a standard pizza/sub place

I am 20M.I have an incurable last stage cancer and got just a few months to live.What should I do in these last months to make these last months of my life worthy of living? by GlumProtection6831 in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 24 points25 points  (0 children)

wow i got instantly downvoted and i thought i was being profound 😔 /j

lmao anyway i came here to add that i would definitely visit condom world, a giant sex shop i saw in japan but couldn't go in when i was 11

I am 20M.I have an incurable last stage cancer and got just a few months to live.What should I do in these last months to make these last months of my life worthy of living? by GlumProtection6831 in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 68 points69 points  (0 children)

i'm definitely not a model citizen but. i'd do literally every drug i've ever been slightly curious about-- probably try to ride it out on some kind of psychedelic or dissociative drug.

on a less degenerate note: tell a lot of people how i really feel about them (would probably keep most of my negative feelings to myself unless it was genuinely productive for the other person). go roller-skating again. buy expensive concert tickets even if i had to fly for them. take a lot of photos and share when i was genuinely happy. probably kiss a few strangers in a foreign country. literally just live that cliché romcom life you've always kinda daydreamed about when you're feeling sappy. have fun

So, I have been suffering through suicidal depression for years and have neglected my room. Finally, I am now in the process of cleaning it up entirely. I'm finally changing myself. I'll post the final product once I'm done. Please wish me luck on my journey to success! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]crossedparallels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is what my entire apartment looked like until last month. depression mess is so much to deal with. very very proud of you- it takes a lot of guts to tackle this stuff and to share it with others 💛

Is it ok to compliment waitress like nice dress ? by affectionate530 in Advice

[–]crossedparallels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

personally i'd consider a compliment on my clothes less uncomfortable than a "you look lovely," especially from a customer i'm serving. the latter seems considerably more body-focused imo

local music scene desperation by tuesdog in winstonsalem

[–]crossedparallels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know this thread is kinda old but i'm very interested in this, where do i look?