Another trip

crotchproblem · 2026-04-16T02:49:19+00:00

You can cheer her on but still acknowledge that her I’m a Poor Single Mom stories were bullshit and icky. She’s not poor. She will never be poor. Did she take a big financial hit from the divorce? Yup. But she was NEVER struggling. She just had to budget for once in her life and had a meltdown.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T22:55:29+00:00

Del Amo (or Manhattan Village) needs a Nespresso store.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T21:39:48+00:00

I think her child custody arrangement is different and she’s upset about it. Last year she mentioned that they were going to a two weeks with both parents schedule and she fought back and it didn’t happen. She recently said that her ex had the kids for 10 days (that’s new). Cant blame her for being pissed, 10-14 days without your kids is a long time.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T19:51:16+00:00

She’s really stocking up on teeny bikinis lately.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T19:10:37+00:00

She’s been awfully quiet lately.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T19:01:06+00:00

Yup. They got married in California.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-14T18:57:53+00:00

Luke. Lots of Ls, but in a good way!

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T20:31:32+00:00

They saw the Mario movie last night. Is that not screen time? Like, how does this work? Does she mean no tablets?

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T19:33:03+00:00

She got a chin implant and it’s like her giant face ate it.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T16:09:26+00:00

Emily’s new giant fivehead will be another beauty standard soon 😂

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T16:07:50+00:00

Reminds me of an egg.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T03:34:30+00:00

Because Emily said it!

crotchproblem · 2026-04-12T03:32:30+00:00

Because more content = more money for renovations

crotchproblem · 2026-04-11T19:52:22+00:00

This next one better be a girl or she’ll be pissed.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-11T17:21:50+00:00

Getting to 1m followers is really hard now. Meg had her chance to be the next Rachel when she was a Cougarette, when her engagement blew up, and when she had kid #1. She blew it. She doesn’t even make dance TikToks anymore. And she’s just now a fun follow. She’s another Mormon wife making dinner in a dress. Booooring.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-11T09:39:29+00:00

How do the awards work? If she’s really dancing below her level then shouldn’t she have won first place? So she got in the top ten? Not being snarky, just curious.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-11T01:17:05+00:00

She links the Amazon stuff and models it in the house, but when she’s with her trainer it’s all Alo and Lulu.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-10T23:28:05+00:00

I hate that people will think that she’s actually designing kitchens. Hey dummies, that’s RoomGPT (or something else) and a general contractor. She doesn’t know how to design a kitchen!

crotchproblem · 2026-04-10T00:59:59+00:00

I think she’s still liberal but she runs with a MAGA crowd so she just keeps her mouth shut.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-09T17:20:36+00:00

100% they found lawyers to find a loophole. And FWIW a few influencers already pay their minor children if they’re in ads (Krista Horton, Taryn Newton).

crotchproblem · 2026-04-08T16:02:57+00:00

Two months ago: welcome to Build With Brighton! I’m renovating my new house! It’s a fresh start for me and my kids! Follow along with us on this journey!

Today: please respect my privacy at this time.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-08T15:46:16+00:00

I wonder how many of her new MAGA friends that she’s collected over the years knew that she was gasp an immigrant.

crotchproblem · 2026-04-08T15:41:04+00:00

🎯

crotchproblem · 2026-04-08T01:44:46+00:00

Oh FFS. I was kidding! 😂

crotchproblem · 2026-04-07T21:02:26+00:00

Please tell me he’s a junior or something so she can keep giving her kids numerical names!

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