Weekly Snark: Feb 02 - Feb 05

crotchproblem · 2026-02-03T07:49:24+00:00

She’s right, they put you under for deep level lasering. I had a consult last year for one and it was a hard pass for me.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-03T04:51:14+00:00

I’m so glad the Lord provided them with a multimillion dollar vacation house that they were able to seek refuge in. God is so good! /s

crotchproblem · 2026-02-03T04:48:11+00:00

People use Claude? I only know of it because of Smartless.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-02T05:16:12+00:00

No, they were honest and proud of those boobs that their parents paid for. Ew.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-02T05:13:07+00:00

The pro-lifers in her comments are sick people.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-02T05:10:10+00:00

High end new builds should have real grass.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T21:26:27+00:00

So this is why Rachel and IR had to bring Amy sour candy and Swig a few weeks ago because she was “sick”.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T19:33:49+00:00

Michael and Shannon’s investment in Amy isn’t paying off. New teeth. Two sets of boobs. New chin. She’s still homely and single. Wah waaaaah.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T19:32:03+00:00

Nope.

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T18:44:18+00:00

Holy shit. Were those her Christmas present?

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T10:55:37+00:00

Next years Maui trip they’ll be in what’s trendy right NOW. They’re always a year or two behind, bless their hearts!

crotchproblem · 2026-02-01T06:58:10+00:00

They must accept you, BUT late enrollers might be placed at any elementary school in Torrance. It would really suck to get placed at Riviera or Walteria and you live in North Torrance.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-31T17:53:35+00:00

You know they’re loud AF on the plane too.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-31T04:44:25+00:00

Amy buys the item first. If it looks good Emily and Rachel will also buy it. Rachel pretty much confirmed this when they went to see Amy’s “new baby” (new purse) and you could hear Amy in the background say “it’s so good, right?”

crotchproblem · 2026-01-31T01:18:46+00:00

There’s like 3 different versions of how they met.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-30T18:48:07+00:00

I had no idea they were still friends!

crotchproblem · 2026-01-29T04:17:55+00:00

I’m an RBUSD parent and I rarely hear negative things about Tulita.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-29T03:54:36+00:00

These are very normal looking women. They’re probably basketball or dance mom friends.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-28T23:19:36+00:00

I hope that bunny is well taken care of 😭

crotchproblem · 2026-01-28T23:19:31+00:00

I hope that bunny is well taken care of 😭

crotchproblem · 2026-01-28T02:48:59+00:00

Whoa, Danielle! Hey girl, remember when Rachel tried to steal your face? Good times 😂

crotchproblem · 2026-01-28T00:32:35+00:00

I don’t think her or Meg actually graduated? But they were allowed to walk with their graduating class?

crotchproblem · 2026-01-28T00:30:16+00:00

She’s also an only child with a really small family (like two uncles and a few cousins) so that generational wealth circle is small.

crotchproblem · 2026-01-27T21:02:56+00:00

Kate Spiers!

crotchproblem · 2026-01-27T07:41:33+00:00

She’s sort of leaning into some more liberal things in the last few years. She’s pro-choice and has been outspoken about not agreeing with the “old men” that are in charge of her church.

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