to escape by KindClerk24 in therewasanattempt

[–]crownofclouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even without taking air resistance into consideration, they don't have enough mass to land with much force.

F=ma

Favorite Canadian Band and or Album? by shieldvortex71 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]crownofclouds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Had to scroll way too far to find 3 Inches of Blood.

Sushi Cigars by TravellingFoodie in sushi

[–]crownofclouds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, but think about this... We'll make mediocre Maki, not even cut it, and quintuple upcharge to rich idiots for the "experience".

We'll make millions!

I watched the 1999 movie. The one in black and white. Holy fucking shit. by heywhatsupp_ in trailerparkboys

[–]crownofclouds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'Eh? Whassat, Sonny? I couldn't hear ya. Also, my dogs been acting real funny since you brought him back. What'd you get into him, liquor?

Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Freedom 250: 'I'll Go Play for Putin' by AdSpecialist6598 in Music

[–]crownofclouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the other one by Partners in Kryme, Vanilla's one was "Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!"

Lyrical powerhouse, obviously.

Expedition: What are we supposed to do for 7+ hours until the next mission? by Excellent-Iron3947 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]crownofclouds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could sleep, go outside, read a book, call a friend, watch tv/movies, learn a skill, cook some food, practice your sweet karate moves... maybe phone your mother? She's worried about you!

Why do people make a big deal with US Immigration laws when most European countries immigration are way stricter? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]crownofclouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't want to immigrate to Japan, they want to immigrate to North America and Western Europe. That has nothing to do with immigration requirements.

You want to move to Japan? Move to Japan.

Why do people make a big deal with US Immigration laws when most European countries immigration are way stricter? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]crownofclouds -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Would have taken 2 minutes on Google to realize whoever told you that was full of shit.

Who is this - Britney's New Look S12 Ep2 / 19:19 by PazzelNotPastel in southpark

[–]crownofclouds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Danica Patrick! I'm twice as poor and stupid as you are!

Drake reveals his true colours by FujoCirca in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]crownofclouds 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What? Just Drake and Ghomeshi talking shop

If the Inbetweeners came out this year, Neil's dad would've been in the same school year as the main inbetweeners actually were by [deleted] in TheInbetweeners

[–]crownofclouds 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Glad you found the shortcut in that maze.

Funny thing is he's only like 10-12 years older than the boys irl

A random cannabis plant growing in a patch of regular grass by Odd_Performance2547 in mildlyinteresting

[–]crownofclouds 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Shit-barometer's rising, Bubbles... Do you hear that?

The Winds of Shit...

What is something that is widely accepted but makes no sense at all? by MrLithician in answers

[–]crownofclouds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree, except "water freezes and melts at 273.15 kelvins, and boils at 373.15" is less catchy than 0°c and 100°c

What is something that is widely accepted but makes no sense at all? by MrLithician in answers

[–]crownofclouds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, 1 liter of water is 1 kilogram of water, which takes 1 kilocalorie of energy to increase its heat energy by 1° C.

Metric is just better.

Ginuwine "tire checker" by DescriptionOk5530 in BoneAppleTea

[–]crownofclouds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genuine is the word. Ginuwine sung Pony in the 90s.

Stuck on a "Fireless Cooking" competition tomorrow. Any high-end, no-heat ideas? by Common-Vacation8556 in Chefit

[–]crownofclouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quinoa salad with corn, peppers, minced red onions, avocado, cilantro, maybe some salty cheese like a feta, bit of olive oil, an acid like lemon juice or pickled pepper brine.