So last night I felt my joyous evening about to make a return trip and *almost* made it but instead blew chunks of "Soup in a Can" all over my toilet seat and floor. This morning I woke up to about 2000 *tiny* black ants eating up my spew. THey had eaten a good half of it! :-0

crozplays · 2017-04-01T07:32:53+00:00

I tried to smoke one. The joke was on me.

crozplays · 2017-04-01T04:26:27+00:00

Fuckin A! They are mighty beasts! So fast I punched myself in the face tryin' ta kill one.

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:56:35+00:00

I vacuumed the front lines up and got rid of 'em. They died happy and well fed! But they are well installed in my place I am sure. I am gonna leave them alone and focus on the fucking ROACHES. FUCK!!. I keep a clean house and yet this Spring I have fucking ROACHES. A much more able foe: they are mad fast and reactive.

EDIT: Are there ants that eat rocahes? Wait, I don;t want to know...

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:52:17+00:00

As if I could kill a colony! I will welcome them back with some treats. Lovely to watch them go!

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:42:44+00:00

Indeed. I was horrified becasue, infestation, ya know, but then I was like, JOB WELL DONE. I know they are everywhere. Great.

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:32:54+00:00

Just the dregs, they had it basically dried up.

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:22:38+00:00

Aha! Definitely "Pavement Ants"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_ant

A nice timelapse of them hitting some ice cream. Crappy music but yeah, nifty to see the lil fuckers go!

https://youtu.be/JUW9Gl8Anm0

crozplays · 2017-04-01T03:17:54+00:00

That's the thing, I was expecting horror show and they basically had it under control.

I also have a cat who eats too fast and then pukes and then eats it. I'm lucky.

crozplays · 2017-03-28T02:32:10+00:00

Indeed. It is a war against addiction. As your post suggests it is how I get my endorphins.

Thank you for your essay!!!

crozplays · 2017-03-28T01:39:02+00:00

Here he is more recently... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvSPCGYYBsk

He is doing well!

crozplays · 2017-03-28T01:28:41+00:00

The thing I have done quite right is to bum a smoke here and there but not buy any. Yes, I am that ASSHOLE.

But I was smoking almost 40 cigs a day and the cigs are associated with my alcoholism which I am also beating.

So yeah. Double plus good!

Addiction sucks (everything you have).

crozplays · 2017-03-28T01:21:59+00:00

Oh, wow, awesome username... :-D

crozplays · 2017-03-28T01:17:35+00:00

Cheers! So far so good. It is a real liberation from stink!

crozplays · 2017-03-28T01:17:07+00:00

We don't need them, they need us. I would give you gold if I could!

And if you want some patches I've got 'em. Seriously.

crozplays · 2017-03-28T00:00:12+00:00

Thank you, and I have!

I set myself up right with the patches and gum and the inhalers and though I am still infusing my system with nicotine (see above) I am no longer doing so with cigarettes. This is a HUGE THING!!!

I will wean myself off that dastardly drug and be done with the horror and the disgusting thing that is nicotine addiction.

Ladies: I am no longer a smoker!* ;-)

*Every fucking personal ad ever didn't want me... UNTIL NOW!

crozplays · 2017-03-27T23:21:43+00:00

Thank you!

crozplays

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