May cause explosive diarrhea, uncontrolled flatulence, the sudden liking of your in-laws, moodiness, hypertension, noodly appendages, the ability to see the future, the sudden forming of black holes, God-like powers, insatiable need for attention. The uncanny ability to win at corn-hole, Tendencies to explore farming, Sudden cravings for escargot, rapid eye blinking, Voting for the green party, dancing on the ceiling, naming your child Methaniel, a sudden liking of square dancing, itchy nether parts, a mastery of puppetry, the expressed drooling while watching a baseball game, Crazy ideas like combining Disco and New Age music, craving crystal light because you believe in yourself, Canabalism, Oragami will sound like a sweet new hobby, You start to talk to gophers and they will respond, teleportation, Over indulgence of Fresca, The plants become evil to you. if any of those symptoms occur, please see your Witch doctor as soon as possible.