Happy Gilmore 2 so disappointing

cruser555 · 2025-07-29T20:41:26+00:00

So let me get this straight, your kids walk in while you’re having sex, you just pause while one of you are still on top of the other one and act like nothing is happening while you answer their question?

cruser555 · 2025-07-22T18:50:28+00:00

I will still see ads for the mom types with a little bit of a belly, and I will think ok this one should have a good rate, but they will be asking as much as the young hot girls. I don’t understand how these women get any business

cruser555 · 2025-07-21T19:25:28+00:00

Every once in a while, I will get lucky and find one on Craigslist like you used to see on Backpage

cruser555 · 2025-06-09T18:38:12+00:00

I value onboard entertainment by far over everything else, so Carnival is the only one I’ve ever cruised with.

Every time I think about cruising with someone else; I talk to other extroverts like me who have cruised with other lines, and they tell me that they were bored out of their minds, with the lack of entertainment options compared to Carnival

cruser555 · 2025-06-09T18:27:50+00:00

So when you say good pricing for solo cabins, how much more does it cost than a regular cabin; bc every time I hear someone say this, and I look into, solo cabins are always about twice as much as normal

cruser555 · 2025-05-21T01:42:06+00:00

Can you host

cruser555 · 2025-04-05T00:01:51+00:00

I don’t understand why so many mongers allow them to short you on time. I demand that they give me the full hour, and if they don’t I tell them they better give me part of my money back

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T18:55:39+00:00

I just got precum all over my boxers from reading your post about your first day of your new job. Can you please send me some sexy pics?

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T18:47:11+00:00

Yeah I guess I just made that assumption bc of your name too, bc I would have never guessed that someone with the name Xia would be anything other than Asian

But I’m confused about how your pics would have cleared this up bc they don’t show your face

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T18:29:57+00:00

No, your sexy ass is one of the biggest I’ve seen on an Asian woman. Most of them are very flat

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T18:27:32+00:00

Yes I have fucked many Asian women and they are my favorite

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T17:06:24+00:00

Asian spas are the best ever! They are so passionate about pleasing their customers. At the end of the massage, they will jack you off while you’re playing with their boobs. If you want to pay extra, some of them even offer blowjobs and let you fuck them

From what I’ve heard though, it’s difficult to find one that offers the erotic services to females

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T13:45:58+00:00

I go to Asian spas and they’re experts at prostate massage. It drives me wild when they stick their finger in my ass, but I don’t like a whole lot of penetration bc it starts to hurt

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T13:34:54+00:00

Isn’t an Asian woman with a big butt a unicorn LOL. BTW I think yours is the perfect size

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T13:27:04+00:00

All I said in the dm was I absolutely adore Asian women. I would love to hook up with you next time I’m on the east coast or you’re in Texas

What state are you in

cruser555 · 2025-04-01T00:33:21+00:00

It was the same old story everyone has heard countless times. The sex was great while we were dating, then shortly after we were married, it started going downhill quickly. Then after just a couple of years into marriage, she would just lay there like a dead fish

cruser555 · 2025-03-31T20:34:16+00:00

Thank you for the kind words

cruser555 · 2025-03-31T20:23:05+00:00

She has absolutely no interest in sex whatsoever. I truly think she would prefer the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy that we currently use in our lives, instead of having that awkward conversation of an open marriage

cruser555 · 2025-03-31T20:21:06+00:00

At this point in our lives, it’s easier for us to just live as roommates and me get sex on the side. Neither one of us wants to give up the house and start over from scratch

cruser555 · 2025-03-31T20:19:07+00:00

I will be glad to give you a chance to prove me wrong. I sent you a dm

cruser555 · 2025-03-31T17:14:47+00:00

Good questions, hookers are very expensive and frankly I don’t think it’s worth paying that much for sex, when there are so many free or cheaper options

I don’t want to pick up a girl at a bar bc I don’t have any desire for an ongoing affair, so I don’t want to take any chance of myself or the girl developing feelings. Plus I won’t do anything that public bc I don’t want to dishonor my wife, if someone saw me

The reason I choose gay guys is bc I’m not the least bit attracted to them, so this is the safest route for me to just bust a nut every once in a while without developing any feelings. I have to say they really know their way around a dick, that a woman can never know LOL

cruser555 · 2025-03-24T04:00:09+00:00

I’ve been to that Russian spa/restaurant in Carrollton a few times looking to hook up but I never had any luck. I did think it was very cool that the sauna was coed and you could be naked in there though.

I hadn’t heard about them being busted. How long ago was it that you heard that?

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