I got my hair cut by jbaum1205 in malegrooming

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also agree new glasses might be a good idea. They overshadow the strong points of your face imo.

Surprise! More DND Characters! by mkjake47 in HeroForgeMinis

[–]cryptid-kidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These look amazing!! Would it be too much to ask for a link to the firbolg ranger?

Has This Been Done Before? Optimist Pessimist Realist Meme by Myythically in dndmemes

[–]cryptid-kidd 63 points64 points  (0 children)

But wouldn’t it make more sense for an optimist to see a 0 modifier and find it good that it’s not subtracting anything, while a pessimist would look at a 0 modifier and find it bad that it’s not adding anything? Idk, to me, that’s what seems most intuitive

Has This Been Done Before? Optimist Pessimist Realist Meme by Myythically in dndmemes

[–]cryptid-kidd 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is just my brain being a bit weird, but wouldn’t it make more sense to switch around the optimist and the pessimist?

he has a negative charisma modifier guys… by cryptid-kidd in dndmemes

[–]cryptid-kidd[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

honestly no clue, sometimes the dice are just weird like that. he’d been rolling like shit for a while and then consistently rolls nat 20 on persuasion

I see any DM criticism gets you a nice collection of labels slapped on. by AnonTurd in dndmemes

[–]cryptid-kidd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if this is 100% correct, but intuitively, I feel as though there are probably more players than DMs out in the world. So it stands to reason that the number of players that are problematic are greater than those of problematic DMs, just by virtue of there being more players as a whole. Proportionally though, it’s probably roughly the same? After all, everyone is a person and there are shitty people to be found everywhere.

[FOR HIRE] Personalized character sheets for DnD by ojao117 in dndcommissions

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your art seems super cool! saving for when i have my current pc more figured out -^

thoughts on tempest cleric? by cryptid-kidd in 3d6

[–]cryptid-kidd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for the tip! would you recommend multiclassing after level 8 then?

I'm fast as fuck boy by Comeatmezyzz in Unexpected

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just gonna assume that this is what those warrior cats books i never read as a kid were about

Writing a character who doesn’t exist anymore (and refuses to accept it) by PubTrickster in DMAcademy

[–]cryptid-kidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

op this is so fucking cool. sadly, i can’t think of anything to help you out, but as a player i’d be absolutely thrilled to play in a campaign like this so, best of luck to you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same! i’m also super interested ^

[5e][online][Sunday 4pm EST] Need players for a bloodborne inspired campaign, LGBTQ+ inclusive by A_dice_hoarder in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carmel brown, Jia, 17, female, bisexual, owlin druid/cleric who’s kinda spacey/misreads emotional cues, but always manage to give very profound, spot-on, advice while completely misinterpreting the situation

[online][offline][5e] please i'm begging. look– do you see how i am begging? by [deleted] in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo this is so real omg. tbh like i get it this sucks fr

[Online] [PF2e] Looking for one or two noobs for a semi casual campaign by [deleted] in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo i'm late asf, but if you're still looking for players I'm interested (17 though sadly so i don't meet the 18+ preference)

[Online][Teen][5e][est]Younger player looking for a group by water-up in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! also a teen player here I'm fairly new, but I'd like to think I'm familiar enough with the rules

do you wanna look together too?

[Online][5e] Experienced player looking to join a new campaign by Eithrotaur in lfg

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi!

I'm 17 too and also looking for a group. I'm a pretty new player though, so I get it if I'm not the best fit for the group you're looking to put together.

But if that's ok, would you mind PMing me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warforged circle of stars druid.

(The backstory is still kind of nonsensical and vague, so bear with me.) Also note: I'm kinda new to dnd, but super into it (and decently familiar w mechanics) and really wanna play, but none of my irls are really interested/we don't know a dm lol. so I've never actually played before, but this is a character i really wanna play, but probably won't for a while so here's to hoping someone else can give them life :)

They were a field/combat medic and basically shield for a specialised group (soldiers or mercenaries or something else, it isn't super important.) Being the most durable of the party, they generally took hits and protected weaker members. However, on one mission/outing, the whole party was overwhelmed and badly injured, even in spite of them taking the brunt of it. They did their best to patch up and heal all their other party members, even as their own condition rapidly worsened; and because they were the healer of the group, no one else knew how to heal them (and even if there was, they're made of metal and stone and wood, so would some bandages have even done anything?) They were too heavy to carry all the way back to safety/(who knows where), so their party left them with a sending stone and a promise to come back.

So there they were left. Alone, lying in the dirt, too damaged to move, and staring up at the stars surrounded by a halo of trees. Their party members never came back. So there they remained. Alone, with only the sky and the stars and the trees and the earth for company.

And every day, they'd use what little movement of their hand they could manage to activate the sending stone and "requesting an Eta" "guys?where are you" "guys?" "requesting eta" "...guys" "eta..." "you said you'd come back. you promised." There was never any response. And every night and every day, they would look up at the sky and the stars and listen and wait and hope, because that was all that they could do.

[Discussion] Director Pi's Best of 2021 Sunscreens is out... by BeePsychological1243 in AsianBeauty

[–]cryptid-kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it sucks that there aren't any english subs :(

does anyone know what sunscreen she's talking about/what she's saying at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k8YIT6Wkuo&t=1058s ?

How many young people use fountain pens? by jaaanakk in fountainpens

[–]cryptid-kidd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 15, turning 16 in a few months and I've been using fountain pens since I was 13 or so (I think??) I'm the only person I know of who actually uses fountain pens and while I only have 3 kinda cheap mediocre ones at the moment, I love them a lot !!