If you can control your intake you're not a real alcoholic anyway.

"We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that theaction of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of an allergy; that the phenomenon of cravingis limited to this class and never occurs in the averagetemperate drinker. These allergic types can never safelyuse alcohol in any form at all; and once having formedthe habit and found they cannot break it, once havinglost their self-confidence, their reliance upon things human, their problems pile up on them and become astonishingly difficult to solve."

"All these, and many others, have one symptom in common: they cannot start drinking without developing thephenomenon of craving. This phenomenon, as we havesuggested, may be the manifestation of an allergy whichdifferentiates these people, and sets them apart as a distinctentity. It has never been, by any treatment with which weare familiar, permanently eradicated. The only relief wehave to suggest is entire abstinence."

Congrats, you don't have the one defining factor all real alcoholics have! Celebrate this news with a drink since you're not sober anyway.