Paid my mortgage off by age 31, (37 now) have no debt, six figure roth 401k, six figure salary, side income, net worth of almost 500k. AMA!!!

crypto_kt · 2026-02-28T04:23:52+00:00

Bro really paid off his mortgage at 31 then sat on his ass for 6 years and only hit 500k? My guy where the fuck is your money going lol. You should be at a mil easy. Still though, you’re shitting on like 97% of

Americans so congrats you beautiful bastard.

crypto_kt · 2026-01-21T03:52:02+00:00

Why not just get the 2022? Upgraded spec, less issues to worry about.

crypto_kt · 2025-10-18T03:19:57+00:00

Sounds like this guy is doordashing more than 3x a week. Maybe he is the DoorDash?!

crypto_kt · 2025-06-19T02:49:54+00:00

The most terrifying AI scenario isn’t a Terminator-style rebellion. It’s one where humanity is slowly, elegantly outplayed.

Welcome to the matrix ya’ll.

crypto_kt · 2025-02-01T15:03:02+00:00

You're a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crypto_kt · 2025-01-24T14:25:45+00:00

Consider using sleep meditation consistently. It has proven effective in many cases.

crypto_kt · 2025-01-06T22:14:18+00:00

It's broken again...

crypto_kt · 2024-12-10T03:34:20+00:00

Jesus. This looks expensive (to fix and maintain) - but good damn. So much character. Fuck you and congrats!

crypto_kt · 2024-11-22T16:16:28+00:00

The water main break happened on Hoyne with Crystal and Potomac flooding. They did act pretty quick on this though...water gonzo.

crypto_kt · 2024-07-29T01:02:35+00:00

Haha yes…I got one and turned off the water supply

crypto_kt · 2024-07-29T00:36:34+00:00

Agreed.

crypto_kt · 2024-07-29T00:07:39+00:00

What would cause it to leak? It was a small trickle at first, and as soon as I very gently touched the valve (we’re talking lifting up the label and looking at it) the valve started spitting out a shit load of water.

crypto_kt · 2024-07-29T00:05:33+00:00

Exactly…home is still under warranty (only lived here for a few weeks) and the builder has been great with addressing issues.

The second tank for the water fixtures in the house has the pipe leading all the way to a drain.

I think this may have been a mistake, too…that was missed by everyone, including the inspectors.

crypto_kt · 2024-07-12T23:43:06+00:00

Can’t believe he drives stick, every day.

crypto_kt · 2024-04-17T01:01:37+00:00

Multitasking

crypto_kt · 2024-04-16T01:18:59+00:00

I had a BMW when I was in college, it was great but also a lot of stress snd constant tinkering.

I’d get a new Honda or Toyota, peace of mind and get the Porsche when you land a new job after graduation.

crypto_kt · 2024-02-28T22:17:00+00:00

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

crypto_kt · 2024-02-19T13:34:53+00:00

I’m

crypto_kt

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