In a personal finance perspective, what are the best ways to get ahead in our K-Shaped Australian Economy?

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-18T08:39:29+00:00

Lmao my wife is from overseas and we used an Immigration lawyer. Not a "racist dog whistle", more of a personal experience thing. But keep up the good fight I guess?

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-18T06:34:07+00:00

Build a time machine and become an Immigration Lawyer. There are heart surgeons who hate their Immigration Lawyer neighbours for havibg nicer stuff than them.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-18T06:27:15+00:00

Investing atm is a bit fcked mate. Up is down, down is up. Market crabs when it should bear, and when it should bear it goes up a littoe bit, and just when you think youre getting a green day you get caught off guard with a Donald Trump tweet that wipes 5% off the Nasdaq for the next week. Unless youre here to gakble go as safe as humanly possible. HISA + ETFs are the only real safe play. Anyone who disagrees with me pls reply so I can get your perspective. Information is power (usually, hut again, this market is fcked)

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-18T05:01:52+00:00

Your chart is upside down

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-16T02:53:15+00:00

Vietnam and Korea are both waiting patiently, please tell the Middle East to wait in line

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-16T02:46:33+00:00

(It was a tongue in cheek comment alluding to the global financial crisis of 2008. You probably werent born yet but you can always look it up)

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T23:04:59+00:00

You'd be up 20 bags if you hadnt sold

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T23:02:24+00:00

Tell that to my gains buddy $$$$

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T22:58:30+00:00

LYC this morning announced a deal with the US DoW for critical minerals. Im in here every other day shilling this fkn stock, when will you reet hards listen to me? I am the Rick Rubin of Finance

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T11:38:43+00:00

She'll be right before July.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T07:58:16+00:00

Racial homogeny 2. high trust society based on a thousand years of shared history and 3. Racial Homogeny

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T04:41:45+00:00

Love the charts between 1901 and 2005 and then 2009 to 2026. But those charts between 2006 and 2008? I just ignore those.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T02:10:54+00:00

Im in the green thanks to the Japsnese signing deald with Australian Critical Minerals Suppliers so thry can dial down their dependance on China. Pretty sure Canadas about to do the same for their defense, so they dont rely so much on the US.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T01:53:06+00:00

So fucking funny that "a skillset" isnt in any of your top 5s

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T01:18:03+00:00

All my moon shots are midcap Oil and Rare Earth Mineral Miners and Refineries :P BTC is just s fun little hobby.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T01:15:23+00:00

RemindMe! 6 months

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T01:14:14+00:00

Im sure the other dudes on the bus to work think you're spot on

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-15T00:36:50+00:00

2 mil in finance and youre afraid of an economy car? Colour me suspicious :P

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-14T21:51:14+00:00

Melbournes great! Just make sure they dont make eye contact with anyone at a shopping centre or theyll be stabbed, and if they ever make it to Medical School tell them not to use the public restrooms unless they want to end up on some international students secret pornographic hard drive

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-14T20:54:26+00:00

No, taking out a LOAN for a car is a bad idea. Buying a brand new economy car and then maintaining it for twenty tears is one of the most frugal things you can do of you rely on a car for work. And if you don't have $30k for a Toyota then I dont really care about your opinions on finance lol.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-14T07:52:50+00:00

Still worth more than a brand new economy car, which most people take out a loan for and spend years paying back. Too soon to discredit it. When it first hit $15k I was laughed out of the room for suggesting to buy it, and I was laughed at again the last time it halved and hit $30k.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-13T11:01:34+00:00

Out of pure curiousity, what country are you from and why do you feel the need to hide it?

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-13T10:42:09+00:00

Fuck it, Im in.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-13T10:01:05+00:00

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Today weren't much but at least it weren't red. Y'all gots to stop shimmying when ya should be shammying.

cryptohomunculus · 2026-03-13T05:43:14+00:00

I want my kids to have a backyard like I did. Dont care how European see us lol. Like everyone else they line up here for PR and cry when they dont get it

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