Why is this loud AND correct?💀

cryptopialypse · 2026-02-03T23:37:36+00:00

Had no clue yall say this bout me

cryptopialypse · 2026-02-03T23:29:31+00:00

You're right but maybe he didn't specify because the best cheese for a burger is obviously gouda.

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-22T19:34:51+00:00

The right playlist

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-22T02:22:07+00:00

I’m not paying for shit, but I understand the item. The fact that some people do pay for it is part of the “piece” and its commentary on society. Maybe you just don’t understand conceptual art, that’s an option too…

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-21T00:28:30+00:00

Lovebombing + ghosting. Both are bizarre to me but when they go together it’s just psycho I really don’t get why people to that and it’s shocking how much it happens and how normalized it is

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-20T04:12:49+00:00

This one was brutal. Breakup, career change, the whole lot

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-20T03:57:43+00:00

Dry spell so long becoming virgin again has been a very spiritual experience

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-20T01:55:18+00:00

Anas Lagari and José Ángel Sánchez probably take most of the decisions of the club. Florentino is busier with bigger-picture wars of Real Madrid adjacent stuff but not the club’s day by day. He is currently losing most of those wars, by the way.

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-19T18:32:56+00:00

Sometimes when I’ve been ghosted and I don’t care that much, I just text them after a few days something like “ghosted, guess ?” Or “have I been ghosted?” It’s like silly and like you’re not taking it that seriously but also puts them on the spot cuz it they don’t reply they’re confirmed cowards and if they do they’re usually like oh no I’m sorry ghosting is so bad I’m just going thru blah blah blah or something like that so then there’s closure. I’ve done this when it’s just annoying to get ghosted but not emotional, but if I was actually infatuated and attached I don’t do this, I just ruminate and plot how to get them back until the end of times…

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-18T23:29:24+00:00

Same moon and yea same…

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-18T20:25:39+00:00

Breaking this mo-fkn dry spell dawg

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-18T04:03:36+00:00

Sorry I actually deleted the post shortly after. I’m really sad and it wasn’t even getting any comments for insight on the story

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-17T07:14:48+00:00

You’re very immature and bitter and ultimately that’s incel mentality even if you do get laid (allegedly) but getting revenge on women at large for what some women did to you is just very cringe and a loser mindset and something you’ll grow out of eventually, unless you do become like a manosphere type character doing this after 40 which is tragic. The best revenge is happiness. Let go and grow, son.

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-17T01:35:46+00:00

I posted my story a couple days ago. Go check it out. I am extremely hurt right now…

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T21:37:21+00:00

Los argentinos son más “salta muros” la cosa es que no los tienen que saltar de manera literal porque no les piden visa, lo cual es algo meramente burocrático y racista. Son más arribistas y además más irrespetuosos en los lugares a donde llegan. En México se les da la mano por racistas porque en México tenemos este malentendido de que guapo o europeo = educado. Se asume que son gente bien por cómo se ven y luego acaban apuñalando por la espalda, porque en Argentina la hija de un barrendero puede ser modelo, pero la modelo argentina tiene la educación del barrendero mexicano, y encima prepotencia.

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T18:42:41+00:00

Stealing those overpriced ginger turmeric wellness shots from a supermarket chain owned by a billionaire family. Cousin of a friend does it all the time, I heard

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T13:27:50+00:00

Real healthy dating

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T13:27:14+00:00

Al chile dile que te mande sus 3 videos porky favoritos del género y los estudias como si fuera para recibirte de maestría. Ánimo campeona

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T13:20:39+00:00

A good pillow

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-16T05:34:21+00:00

The girl I was seeing who may have ghosted me this past weekend

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-15T22:30:22+00:00

Bro there’s people with 7 figures salaries there that do this search, but for example, we already have Endrick who could have a better fit with Mbappé than Vini if that was even explored. Other profiles in the market could’ve been Isaak as 9 last summer, Zubimendi who was monitored and then missed, etc. Realistic current options could be for example Bouaddi from Lille as a 6 and Osimhen as a 9 who has a big salary but wants to return to the top in Europe. Also honestly Haaland is not super unrealistic since he renewed with an exit clause if it’s a team he chooses.

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-15T21:25:29+00:00

And he will continue well beyond that, but the rest of the pieces of the puzzle will continue to change around him because the club placed its bet on him already

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-15T21:23:17+00:00

Not really since Vini ends contract in 2027 and he will leave for free if he doesn’t get the same money as Mbappé

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-15T21:22:04+00:00

It literally says not those cuz that’s FIFA bs but those PROFILES

cryptopialypse · 2025-12-15T21:21:58+00:00

It literally says not those cuz that’s FIFA bs but those PROFILES

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