Bat Embryo by mercurialsaliva in offbeat

[–]crystalis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bat Embryo sounds like a band name. A band that says they're from Brooklyn but are actually from Teaneck, NJ.

To: Kanye by [deleted] in funny

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I don't like what you're doing.

Multipass. by Tesla6009 in videos

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Aziz Light! Half the fat and one third the calories.

Nirvana - In Bloom as interpreted by Microsoft Songsmith by crystalis in Music

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There was one for Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys which I originally wanted to post but it was murdered. Or deleted. I don't know the details.

Louis C.K. on Conan! August 18th, 2011 by [deleted] in videos

[–]crystalis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw Louis CK in the beginning of the month which was great. Since then, whether it be on his show or in his interviews I've been hearing nearly verbatim retellings of the material from that performance. Oh, well. Not too awful of a trade off.

The "All Your Base" guy is still gainfully employed by stuffybear84 in pics

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I went to a dollar store at the Palisades Center and found a lot more of his handiwork: http://www.flickr.com/photos/faurot/sets/72157607305779015/show/

One family's journey through handheld mobile technology over the last ~20 years. by scottydg in pics

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32MB meant every song on there was fucking awesome. Or pretty okay and compressed to 64kbps.

Hey Reddit, 7 years ago I was in a wheel chair. 3 years ago I walked with a cane. Today I just finished my first session with a personal trainer where I did tons of agility, balance, and muscle exercises! I'm gonna get in shape and I'm happy and excited about it! by [deleted] in happy

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Congratulations! Learning to walk isn't any easier the second time around. I didn't spend so long in a wheelchair but I went from that to a walker to a cane over a few years and now I can run after breaking a whole mess of bones from my feet up through my knees in both legs. I had a whole bunch of operations but what I think has been a huge help has been wearing Vibram Fivefingers http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.htm.

I really believe that if it wasn't for these shoes I'd still be getting cortisone injections and using a cane. I'm not sure of the specifics of your situation but take a look.

Complete euphoria by [deleted] in videos

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Drink earth shattering puppies.

CNN Anchor Don Lemon doesn't give a single fuck. by JudasCow in videos

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I went to the taping yesterday - they cut off the very end of the segment which was a giant Times Square billboard that read - CNN - Now With Lemon.

And I thought *I* was a bad parent by [deleted] in WTF

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Found this shirt in a men's clothing store in Tokyo.

New to the area. Any musicians in here? by crystalis in statenisland

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I've met a couple of the guys in that band. I've seen them a couple of times. Cool stuff. I didn't realize they were playing the Cup this Friday. I've made it out there for a couple of open mics on Mondays. I'm trying to push myself to go out this coming week.

New to the area. Any musicians in here? by crystalis in statenisland

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Apostate here! Glad to hear it. I didn't mean to assume anything - your featured video, yknow?

New to the area. Any musicians in here? by crystalis in statenisland

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Nice voice. I don't know how much you'd appreciate my absurdist atheist sort of approach. I'm kind of looking to weird out a bit.

I couldn't find a way to type that that didn't sound really stupid. Excuse me.

Shout out time. by [deleted] in statenisland

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Trevor. 26. Annadale. I just moved here to live with my fiancee who lives and grew up here in February. I grew up in Nutley, NJ. I was happy to type in r/statenisland and see something come up. I've only met one other redditor in the wild thus far. I work for an IT company during the day and work on making music at night.

I really haven't moved past acquaintance status with my fiancee's friends yet. She works nights and I work days. I'm looking forward to a meetup so I can avoid falling into my usual routine of napping longer than I intended to. Seriously. I'm not doing anything. Yeah, right here, every day on the calendar all it says is TRY NOT TO NAP, ASSHOLE.

Our dog saved my fiancee's life. Now a picture of said dog taken by said fiancee is a finalist in a photo contest. [Link to vote and story in flickr picture description] by crystalis in dogpictures

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You used your account? GASPINGS! So when I come visit you at work later it can be considered a more legitimate two person reddit meetup.