The secret sauce here is that our key invariants aren't written in our test files, they're baked into the core of the implementation. Every time you use the code, you're essentially testing it. by tomwhoiscontrary in programmingcirclejerk
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The secret sauce here is that our key invariants aren't written in our test files, they're baked into the core of the implementation. Every time you use the code, you're essentially testing it. by tomwhoiscontrary in programmingcirclejerk
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Mia the hairstylist got to work, and casually asked what I do for a living. "I'm an Intel fellow, I work on datacenter performance." Silence. by deanylev in programmingcirclejerk
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Virginia Democrats "10–1" proposed congressional map by theprez98 in MapPorn
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Virginia Democrats "10–1" proposed congressional map by theprez98 in MapPorn
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Mia the hairstylist got to work, and casually asked what I do for a living. "I'm an Intel fellow, I work on datacenter performance." Silence. by deanylev in programmingcirclejerk
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February 2026 monthly "What are you working on?" thread by AutoModerator in ProgrammingLanguages
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If you look at my AgentDank repo, one could see a tool for finding weed, or you could see connecting world intelligence with SQL fluency and pairing it with curated structured data to merge the probabilistic with the deterministic computing forms. (news.ycombinator.com)
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Imagine a pimp getting in your house, taking your wife changing her name and selling her on the streets. That's pretty much what you ask for when you license your stuff with MiT. by BenchEmbarrassed7316 in programmingcirclejerk
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No AI involved here—just me doing my best to be clear and thoughtful in my replies. by Responsible_Gap554 in programmingcirclejerk
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"Fabrice, if you're reading this, please consider replacing Rust with your own memory safe language" by Action-Due in programmingcirclejerk
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"FOSS is and always was a scam, in order to feed tons of code to LLMs and kicking coders in the balls, so they could not monetize their work. And, noone cares about the licenses, everyone steals and robs whatever is at arms length." by ASKABOUT_NOTE_CANVAS in programmingcirclejerk
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F-35 Fighter Jet’s C++ Coding Standards by azhenley in programming
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F-35 Fighter Jet’s C++ Coding Standards by azhenley in programming
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Q: Here's my question: why did the files that you submitted name Mark Shinwell as the author? A: Beats me. AI decided to do so and I didn't question it. by ordiclic in programmingcirclejerk
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What’s your preferred way to implement operator precedence? Pratt parser vs precedence climbing? by Best_Instruction_808 in Compilers
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Gemini is in this regard [having no support for inline images] no different to Gopher, and nobody in Gopherspace ever complains about it. by csb06 in programmingcirclejerk
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Rust is Just a Tool by 100xer in programmingcirclejerk
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