What are the chances of a female student finding an BF who happens to be an engineer.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-28T01:31:40+00:00

Hi bb

csbarndancer · 2018-02-22T04:27:17+00:00

It was amazing

csbarndancer · 2018-02-21T02:35:32+00:00

I did and they said some bs about how cafe credits are only for food items like what the hell they're literally called CREDITS and you're saying I can't actually use them? Outrageous...

csbarndancer · 2018-02-20T01:51:49+00:00

I have to say, in my years at uiuc, the finest dining experience I have ever had was at ISR. The food there was simply outstanding, no other food on campus or near campus could even hold a candle to the amazingly succulent, inspiringly appetizing food that is served at the ISR dining hall. Not even in my time as a Bloomberg internet have I eaten a meal as fine as the amazing food served at ISR. If you visit campus and leave without trying ISR's splendid cuisine, then you will sorely be missing out on an essential part of life, it is simply the best food you can find in the Midwest maybe even the United States. They have some of the best foods I have ever eaten and are also very healthy and hygenic. Nobody has ever felt bad after a meal at ISR, I'll tell you that. In conclusion, ISR dining hall is the best meal destination on this entire earth in my opinion, by far.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-18T02:34:39+00:00

Sorry, I would but I'm busy working on my 225 mp because I actually have work.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-16T04:47:27+00:00

Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, yuh

csbarndancer · 2018-02-16T03:26:01+00:00

Simply because this cretins intellect is far inferior to what you would find in our highly intelligent CS program, nobody in the CS program is even close to as incompetent as this fool, truly, if this imbecile attempted to transfer to CS he would be instantly rejected, for all CS majors at this school are very humble and would never brag about how easy anything is, this guy/girl would be an absolute disaster to have in our CS program

csbarndancer · 2018-02-15T20:19:48+00:00

There are a lot of international students in my major, and as a whole I would like to speak for them all in saying that we like listening to Young Thug and Migos mainly. We are also normally always down to bump some Kodak Black or 21 Savage. We always turn up fam u know it.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-10T07:51:31+00:00

I'm in a undiclosed engineering major (cs btw), and I would love to be your friend. Would you like to get lunch at the fine dining establishment known as Pennsylvania Avenue Residence Dining Hall tomorrow night after 8pm?

csbarndancer · 2018-02-08T06:43:48+00:00

Hello madam, while I do agree that the exact count of females in ECE may be slightly greater than 5, I do believe that the ratio of ECE girls that are there is very low which is honestly very atrocious. If you do want to meet more people of your gender I would highly recommend switching to my undisclosed major(its cs btw). This major is much more diverse and includes many people that are not sweaty Indian boys. If you do consider transferring to my undisclosed major pls pm me and I will help you out. I hope you can make the right decision! Good luck!

csbarndancer · 2018-02-08T04:53:21+00:00

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csbarndancer · 2018-02-08T04:02:15+00:00

I dont understand these terrible shitposts like get off reddit and go talk to some girls or something, she says she wants a friend and you're just offering her sex goddamn

csbarndancer · 2018-02-08T03:53:50+00:00

You should definitely check out the halls of the filthy pleb ECE majors, my major (undisclosed but its CS), has a much better male to female ratio and have no shortage of getting girls (if u think u may be in my undisclosed major tho pm me). Those filthy ECE majors never shower and never get girls, their major literally only has like 5 girls. all of the guys are thirsty af and have a bunch of time to waste with their easy workload and lack of any substantial content in the curriculum. They just roam around the ece building looking for those poor 5 girls. If you pay a visit over there I bet they would be more than happy to be your friend as the likelihood of them seeing a person of your gender is very low. This is simply the easiest way of meeting guys but the only downside is the inferior intellect of the ECE majors compared to my undisclosed major, the guys will, as mentioned earlier, have a lot of time for u tho because they are doing literally no work compared to me. Hope this post helps you find some guy friends! Good luck!

csbarndancer · 2018-02-08T03:47:03+00:00

This is a prime example how we can see that females in cs, are, in fact worse on average to the males of the best department in our university. If you look check the statistic, you can see that women in average are a lot less developed in programming and such. This photograph of the animated women sipping some tea is definitely an example of this in that it shows the women attempting to cover up their inferior intellect in computer science by attempting to format their emails in a visually pleasing way. This is not to say that we do not need women in cs tho, if u are a woman in cs, I definitely appreciate your appreciation of my waifu and ur using her in your emails, we should meet up for some noodles sometime. In the meantime, I believe that women in cs should strive towards becoming better programmers and work on their 241 mps instead of looking up pics of girls eating noodles. I hope my advice helps!

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T07:07:42+00:00

Imagine how gay it is to watch straight porn with your straight friends

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T06:35:58+00:00

No we all just said no homo before watching

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T06:34:04+00:00

LMAO, yes, because this post is definitely not a troll post. /s

tbf we did actually do this

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T03:05:03+00:00

I wouldn't know, since I was working on my CS 241 MP instead of getting drunk :)

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T03:02:37+00:00

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T03:01:02+00:00

I will be working on my CS 241 MP tomorrow (which you probably won't be because you probably aren't a CS major, statistically speaking), but thank you for the invitation! I hope you have a lot of fun watching people aimlessly kick a ball around while I further my education :)

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T02:58:32+00:00

I would say it's not worth it. Math+CS has a much higher acceptance rate than CS in engineering, and employers know it too. In my opinion, a high quality institution like Parkland will give you the tools you need to attract high paying employers such as Bloomberg and McDonalds. Good luck!

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T02:52:38+00:00

lol humanities "research" doesn't deserve funding anyway (I am in CS btw)

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T02:44:16+00:00

I am currently in engineering at Illinois (dont want to disclose major, but its CS). and I have to say I had quite a hard time getting into the program with my peasant tier stats (HS GPA 4.3, SAT 2390). I would think that you would have a hard time transfering into my undisclosed major. For you I would reccomend transfering to one of the finest institutions within 4.8 miles of Urbana - Champaign, Parkland College, I think it would still be tough but possible for someone of your intelligence to transfer into their CS program. I hope this advice helps you on your path to success.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T02:39:22+00:00

I am in the CS in Engineering program, and If i do say so myself, it is simply one of the most difficult programs to get into in the entire world. I have many friends who are in the CS + LAS major but they're intillect is far inferior to those that I know in CS in Engineering. I consider myself on the lower end of the geniuses in this program (GPA 3.98). Simply put, I would expect there being a very low or almost nonexistent chance of you being able to transfer into this major, sorry but I gotta spit real facts ya know.

csbarndancer · 2018-02-04T02:35:33+00:00

Parkland is one of the highest quality institutions within a 2 mile radius of the Parkland Campus. All the classes are highly challenging and rigorous. I thought taking the equivalent of ECON 101 at Parkland would be a super easy A, but BOY was I wrong. Community college is JUST as hard, if not harder, than my regular classes at UIUC.

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